18 months

it is equivalent to 5 years by one direction

2015 : hi guys, we're one direction, will be back after 18 months

2020 : hahaha happy 10th anniversary *changes facebook profile picture*

by boo wrath July 22, 2020

Mothafucka

An alternate way of saying mother fucker. Usually used to address a person, so it is a noun.

1. Literally just someone who fucks a mom
2. A generally unlikeable person

Slang

Get that mothafucka out my house before I slap him around like a ping pong ball!

Look at that little mothafucka texting and driving

by Fuzzy steering wheel driver December 9, 2021

18 months

for directioners 18 months are 5 fucking years

hey how old is your baby?
he's 18 months
awww 5 years? he's such a cutie

by giulsss December 11, 2020

Spooky Month

ITS A SPOOKY MONTH??? *does spooky dance*

ITS A SPOOKY MONTH

by CattyMeowy April 19, 2021

Slap Ass Month

Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of October where you get to slap anyone's ass if you are there friend, cousin,co-worker,etc. And it's not gay

Me:Yo my homie called me gay for slapping his ass but it's slap ass month so it's fine

by Nether Slayer The Word Maker October 2, 2019

Spikey hair mothafucka

A spikey Is referred to an individual typically in their teens who prefer that type of hair style. Although a spikey hair motherfucker is not just limited to the hairstyle itself but more importantly the attitude that comes with it. A spikey would typically hang around spots such as mini-marts and 7-11's smoking a few blunts while eating chips and drinking beer. They brag to other people about how they're big time hustlers just because they haven't paid back the five dollars that was borrowed from a friend. In most cases experiencing "spikey stages" is normal but should definitely come to a hault upon graduating high school. Unfortunately, most people never snap out of spikey stages and are referred to as spikey hair mothafuckas.

Spikey #1: "Yo bro lemme getta five for this blunt."

Spikey #2: "na yo chill out, last time I paid for your Chinese and that shit was $5.75. Its not about the money, I'm just saving up for my brand new Beemer that I'm about to cop."

Spikey #1: "damn yo that shit was like 2 days before my birthday and on your birthday I got you an $8 cheeseburger at that restaurant...yo bro just throw in a five this time and I'll forget about the difference."

Spikey #2: "fuck it yo, I really gotta burn. Here's the $5 and make sure you buy some good shit."

Later spikey #1 approaches his crew and says "yo I hustled the shit outta this kid today, yo that herb paid for my Chinese food and he threw me $5 to smoke. I'ma hustla, I be gettin money yo. Ain't nobody on ma level fuck all the haters!"

Person #3: you're a "spikey hair mothafucka" get off the spikey streets!

by RickCross December 2, 2011

twitter's white boy of the month

When twitter crowns their white boy of the month, it is most likely a skinny, string bean ass, brown haired guy that looks like he hasn't slept in 129 years and doesn't eat, only hit's his juul. Also, they are softboy's, feeding off younger girls self-esteem issues by tweeting random ass things like 'You are beautiful!'. But when the month is over, twitter will drop them faster than a hot frying pan and move on to month's white boy.

Trish: "Hey, who was twitter's white boy of the month in August?"

Loren: "It was Noah centipede."

by #1 bish January 5, 2019