mixo

Funny cool, really unique, great person to chat to, will always cheer you up, a loyal friend

And also a retard

(Misho)

Person1:what do u call a good friend who is a retard
Person2:Mixo

by Ok u gay August 18, 2019

Mixologist

A wank word for someone who failed university and became a cocktail shaker.

John: I decided to leave university to become a mixologist.

Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.

by 11398787 November 8, 2012

Miloffee

A delightful concoction of Milo and Coffee. Usually taken before a long, hard day in the office to help deal with:
(a) being at work;
(b) the fat, ugly hobbit that wears see through clothing with black underwear;
(c) herpes

"Ohhhh that bitch that looks like Frodo is looking fine this morning, I'm gonna make a miloffee with 4 sugars to celebrate!"

"What!! you gave me herpes! I need a Miloffee to help gather my thoughts and rethink my life"

by miloffee4lyf October 11, 2012

Kickos a mixos

When u mix baccy and buddos and have phat rips from the gatorade bong with the lads at the crib cuz

Eshay: we kickos a mixos tonight
Freshay: yeah NOSH brother Ill stomp your head in if you dont shout the mixos cunt

by immastaunchucuz March 27, 2019

Mixology

the study of mixing drinks and cocktails

Bartenders study mixology.

by Mic October 7, 2003

Minoff

Someone who is under the age of 21 who can be considered balding

Bro he’s already Minoffing

by Kelpy g.. July 10, 2020

Mixon

Reaching orgasm in an inordinately short time.

Despite his best efforts, Adam went Mixon after only twenty seconds of thrusting.

by Drew Peacock February 23, 2005