Getting fisted ever so gently by a midget similar but not to be confused with the minivan. Often hard to obtain since midgets are shy but easily obtainable for the right price.
Josh:Jen and I saw you come home with a midget last night did she give you the good old mini cooper?
Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had
Josh: So who you voting for?
Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got dusted by a midget
Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had
Josh: So who you voting for?
Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got dusted by a midget
by slippyfistfez January 26, 2014
Get the Mini Cooper mug.Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020
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Nostalgic and tiny little car that amazes in aesthetics and performance handling characterisitc. Very noticeable. Has its own niche of drivers. Diverse and close community. Will not be suprising to see MINI driver acknowledge each other with waves, honks, yells, thumbs up, etc. Also has quite a decent space inside, think of it as a spacious coupe. Can fit 3 golf bags, 3 pairs of golf shoes, 1 pull cart, 3 lunches, and 3 humans. OR 3 170 lbs+ humans, their laundry, bags, and a regular sized guitar. Amazing little car manufactured by BMW AG sold as its own branch.
"What is the smallest car on the American roads?" Ans. MINI!
btw i drive one, i know how it feels.
lets motor
btw i drive one, i know how it feels.
lets motor
by jckoopas May 14, 2005
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When a person sees a mini cooper they call out "mini cooper stupor" and then they have dibbs on the car.
by Jim Schupp January 22, 2009
Get the mini cooper stupor mug.More like a little run around R.C. car than a $20,000 midget-mobile. You could sell those things at radio shack for gods sake.
by NateK July 28, 2005
Get the mini cooper S mug.Large small car with no space inside. Poor performing transmission allows tandems to overtake and holds up traffic whilst guzzling petrol. Usually driven by someone without a clue (that nicer cars exist, or how to drive)
by Gav August 5, 2003
Get the Mini Cooper S mug.Generally spoken in native faggot; super duper mini cooper is a synonym for the word awesome. "Super Duper Mini Cooper" is archaic, and only makes you less attractive to girls, and more attractive to men. If you say this, you will be doomed to be anally raped, wear headbands, and be tone deaf for the rest of your life.
Oh. and you suck.
Oh. and you suck.
by OptimusPrime<3 November 28, 2009
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