by Moneyshawt May 9, 2008
Get the mini vanmug. Two in the front and five in the rear. When a man shoves 2 finger in his ladies vagina and then with his other hand he clinches it like a fist and rams it in her ass.
by Chris Becker July 5, 2007
Get the The Mini Vanmug. That chick loved being Mini-Vanned.
by Snookem May 21, 2008
Get the mini-vannedmug. like the shocker but better. putting 2 fingers in the pussy and 5 in the ass. 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
by Ninja_Man October 10, 2007
Get the mini van mug. during sex, the man puts two fingers in the womans vagina and a whole hand in her ass which is why its refered to as the mini van : two in the front and five in the rear.
by nosrac101 July 10, 2011
Get the mini vanmug. a small van. usualy used by familys with 3 or more children. any one driving will be defined as a 'soccer mom', weither or not you or your child really plays soccer.
my father drives a plymouth mini van to work. they call him a soccer mom, even though i don't play sports.
by Cortnie Hill July 1, 2008
Get the plymouth mini vanmug. A person, usually male, who drives a mini van with anger and recklessness. It is a reflection of a person's aggravation with what their life has become. These people likely hate the fact that they had way more kids than they intended, and the pressure of accommodating these high maintenance brats, in combination with having to drive such an embarrassing vehicle, has reached a boiling point. They can be commonly spotted doing 90mph on the freeway swerving in and out of lanes cursing to themselves.
Bystander 1: Wow, did you see that guy?!?! He almost killed two pedestrians and a dog while blowing that stop sign.
Bystander 2: Yeah, classic mini van rage. He's probably late to a parent/teacher meeting.
Bystander 2: Yeah, classic mini van rage. He's probably late to a parent/teacher meeting.
by captmurk November 13, 2013
Get the Mini Van Ragemug.