Mini

Noun. Referring to one's child or children.

Plural form Minis

My mini and me are going to the zoo.

by Chibicricket September 12, 2010

Mini

A jit, usually a small person that looks like a blowfish or a gorilla.

Damn, that little girl looks like a mini!

by Osiris Smellyson October 9, 2008

Mini

A shit brown car with seats looking similarly to a blue waffle owned by Mike and Kaz, commonly used to carry a coffin

Oh seen mike in that mini, shame about his BM

by Chowfan May 10, 2020

Mini

Minis are mini dildos that gay men use for themselves.

"Dude have you seen my minis anywhere?"

"Get my minis out of you!"

by Gamingbill September 11, 2018

Mini

1. A persons younger sibling; used most often when that younger sibling looks significantly like the older one.
Hinting they are a "mini" version of the older child.
-Can also be used when one person looks like another person.

2. Any child (much) younger than you.

Plural:
While I was passing the local elementry school, all I saw was a bunch of mini's running around the playground.

by NoFiZzLe June 27, 2008

Mini

Incredible insult for gay young boys. Of jippo heritage comes from the word 'Alex'.

STFU MINI U WANKER!
Oh My GOD UR SO LIKE MINI!

by Lord Cheeseington December 2, 2004

mini

greatest invention ever, released in august 1959. designed by Sir Alex Issigonis because of the oil crisis of the late 50s. one of the most popular cars ever made, is like driving a go-kart. destroyer of 60s muscle cars in races such as monte carlo and bathurst.
no other car has as many different types of engine conversions as a mini, all the way from g13b suzuki engines to 2L vtec, V6s, V8s, rotarys and motorbike engines.
lots of fun especially when showing up "boy racers"

"holy shit what was that that just passed us?"
"dude it was a mini!"
"sweet i want 1"

by minimadd September 12, 2009