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Ming Mong Handler

A person or group of people who have to deal and handle ming mongs' on a daily basis.
IT Dept dealing with ming mong support calls "Ohh shit that Ming Mong Bruce is on the phone again. I bet he rebooted his pc by turning his monitor off and on again" I hate being a Ming Mong Handler.
by Ming Mong Handler January 7, 2008
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ming mong

Someone of simple intelligence or who once upon a time would be called a village idiot. Especially effective when teamed with the name of your next door town.
That guy is a ming mong.
They are all Newhaven ming mongs
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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ming mong

A term of endearment used to describe small, furry creatures.
"Awww, what a cute little ming mong, I just want to pick it up and squeeze it!"
by spadam01 July 5, 2012
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mingmang

A speech impediment, speech defect, stuttering or stammering of a person.
Hey! Do you know mingmang? She always mingmang.
by Jezra March 9, 2017
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ming mong ping pong

An excruciatingly prolongued exchange of not very witty repartee exchanged by the cerebrally challenged masquerading as a debate on internet forums.
"Loud pipes save lives"
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong
by TRCTomcat November 3, 2009
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Ming Mong

A person so stupid/idiotic and possibly a waste of space, a 'Ming Mong' is present throughout all societies. The local muppet who is proud of it deserves to be tagged a "Ming Mong". There are various ways in which the term can be used, as per the examples below:
<Altug> You're such a Ming Mong, Jon

<Dan> Jon the Ming Mong!

<SB> Stop acting like a Ming Mong
by Ringocarr May 9, 2009
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mingmonged

I'm totally mingmonged
by AndyCK1 August 16, 2006
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