d-d-do you mind?

Creepy expression asked when reaching for the top of the panties while trying to see a girl's vagina. It usually follows a horribly pathetic conversation about different pubic hair styles including, but not limited to, bikini, brazilian, peruvian, and ecuadorian.

Guy: Wait, tell me again what brazilian is?
Girl: Its when its all gone
Guy: And thats what you are?
Girl: No, I'm bikini
Guy: And whats that?
Girl: A triangle
Guy: You know it would be easier if you just showed me...
Girl: ummm (pulls skirt back)
Guy: (reaches for top of panties) d-d-do you mind?

by Da Jesus April 28, 2005

Dip a Mindi

When sitting on a public restroom toilet and evacuating a long piece of fecal matter that reaches the water, and abruptly frightened by someone knocking on the door such that you retract the entire turd back into your body.

"I was dropping the longest deuce ever when some jack-ass started kicking the door down and made me dip a mindi!"

by Not-Bean August 19, 2008

5-D State Of Mind

Having a clear conscious and a strong since of self awareness. Moving or operating in a realm where you are able to move back and forth through time & space. Actively using your creation & imagination abilitys to change the world around you.

Today I work up with a 5-D State Of Mind so nothing you say or do can effect me.

by Terrance Morgan May 27, 2013

Mind Delicacy

Something pleasing to the mind that is considered radical or illuminating

1: Associated mostly with psychedelics, visually stimulating, or mind-jarring affairs
2: Used to describe an activity/thing

Anon: Hey Claude you wanna watch Fantasia during our come down?

Claude: Fantasia OG or Fantasia 2000?

Anon: Fantasia 2000

Claude: I must confess Fantasia 2000 is abysmal, I much prefer the 1940's version, it's a Mind Delicacy

Anon: Your all about the popcorn classic Claude & that's why I <3 you!

by @ClaudeSundae December 1, 2018

mini-divorce

A mini-divorce is what happens to students of the prestigious Vellore Institute of Technology when they break up after having pre-marital sex

Hey dude did you hear that shilpa just got mini-divorced? You should totally go for her now before she mini-marries someone else

by areybhaiya December 21, 2018

Mini Dad

Those who dress accordingly: polo shirt, khaki shorts, dockers, and glasses hanging from their neck by a fashionable glasses cord. Most are from southern states, such as: Georgia, North Carolina, Alabama, and Virginia. There home mecca is South Carolina. They are most commonly spotted around tailgating and frat houses.

Oh my gosh, check out that mini dad!

When I went to the beach you wouldn't believe how many mini dads I saw.

by Sav Fen August 31, 2010

mini-downs

A person that doesn't have regular downs but still has issues.

Bro 1: Hey brotown, do you want to go to some frat parties tonight?
Bro 2: Nah man, I've gotta study for my psych test next week.
Bro 1: Yo, you've got mini-downs dude.
Bro 2: Good looks man, we'll frat later

by Naderbater December 8, 2010