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Minnesota

60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.

20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
Minnesotans may be called hicks, they may be in the middle of nowhere, but they are tougher than hell! (see: 500 below zero)
by starslugger09 December 12, 2008
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Minnesota Goodbye

The act applying to most Minnesotants while visiting others in which, when one person has to leave, they proceed to talk for another hour, then the departing party is walked to the front door, where they talk for another hour, then the departing party gets walked to their car while the host family talks to them through the car window for an hour, and finally the departing couple SLOWLY departs down the drive, yelling back & forth with the host family.
The couple from Texas was extremely irritated by the Minnesota Goodbye they received while visiting their distant relatives.
by Jordan has Skills July 29, 2006
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mileschronicles

Dude, do you see how good mileschronicles' s manners are?
by tyjojishandclique February 11, 2018
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Yuno Miles

Yuno Miles is a soundcloud rapper with many hits such as, Dookie on My Shoe, Ford Focus, and Road to Riches.
Guy 1: hey bro do you listen to yuno miles
Guy 2: Who?
by lilshartface March 30, 2022
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Colonel Miles Quaritch

The most badass villain in James Cameron's Avatar.
Colonel Miles Quaritch is a Marine Corps Colonel who is the head of security in the Hells Gate sector of Pandora. He is portrayed by badass actor Stephen Lang.
Pat: Did you see that Colonel Miles Quaritch?
Justin: Yeah I did. He's a real Badass.
by UncleEddie April 28, 2010
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miles teller

a very sexy hot man who has abs of steel and a very nice moustache .
friend : why don't you have a boyfriend ?
me : because miles teller is not single .
by sassysquad June 7, 2022
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Minnesota tissue

A nick name members of the band Nirvana used around their 1990 tour in particular krist and Kurt used this name.
Minnesota tissue was a nickname for apparently "a made up sheriff of Aberdeen Washington".

as seen from their home video on the plane ride over look it up on youtube
Kurt: Me and my partner tree frog johnson gunna rip you a new butthole
Krist: Who do you think you are?
Kurt:Minnesota tissue!
by Jaden_pantsoff February 1, 2008
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