millifecal

The international standard unit (SI) for measuring bullshit. Abbreviated as mF.

Usually measured via Bullshit Meter.

The standard millifecal scale:

000-150 mF = Fib
151-270 mF = White Lie
271-400 mF = Smells Funky...
401-531 mF = Crap
532-780 mF = Bullshit!
781-999 mF = No F***ing Way.
1000-9000 mF: You are advised to seek help if you regularly find your daily bullshit exposure levels within this range.
Over 9000 mF: Fatal.

Man 1: Tell me again what the millifecal is based on?
Man 2: It’s basically how much you can poop in one day.
*loud electrical whine*
Man 1: Whoa, you're registering 553mF on my Bullshit Meter!
Man 2: Good. I wondered if that thing still worked.

Dude 1: Quiet! I can't hear the State of the Union Address!
President on TV: "... and our economy is looking better every day!"
Dude 2: Ha. What would you rate that?
Dude 1: About 650 millifecals.

by The Craftsman December 4, 2013

millitery gaglefuck

A group of merine infentrymen in a larfe gathering

The mernines are in a millitery gaglefuck

by anonymous August 26, 2021

melliterate

Combines meme with illiterate. Someone who is unfamiliar with a certain meme.

person 1: "What's Skibidi Toilet?"
person 2: "man you're so melliterate"

by Hachira November 8, 2023

illiteral

Literally being illiterate, not knowing to read or write.

Don't say I'm illiteral, 'cause I can spell weed AND white.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

mulliterate

The act of having a mullet and being illiterate. Alternately, being well versed in mullet identification.

Are you mulliterate? ‘Cuz you have a bad haircut AND you can’t read.

Alternate use: That guy can identify any mullet, he’s mulliterate.

by Brass Tax August 4, 2018