damn, that was some yummy dick milk!
Someone got Dick Milk on my peanut butter! Someone got Dick Milk on my chocolate! MMMMMM!
Someone got Dick Milk on my peanut butter! Someone got Dick Milk on my chocolate! MMMMMM!
by penis man February 16, 2005
When your infant is thirsty and the mother is not around, have your child suckle on the cap of your urethra, until the child is no longer thirsty.
Baby: Goo goo ga ga
Me: If only your mother hadn't passed away. (Begins to pull off pants)
Baby: Goo Goo ga ga (questioning life choices and why the hell there is dick milk coming out his urethra)
Me: If only your mother hadn't passed away. (Begins to pull off pants)
Baby: Goo Goo ga ga (questioning life choices and why the hell there is dick milk coming out his urethra)
by Urban Bone Master May 15, 2019
A game you play that involved a bunch of naked men doing pushups as their dicks go in and out of cups of milk. The person who does the least amount of pushups has to drink all the cups of milk.
by Black Panther 132 March 20, 2018
When you accidentally touch your dick with something hot and you have to cool it off and you think of milk, the milk immediately becomes Spicy Dick Milk
Man: I was seasoning some food and some fell onto my penis and it was so spicy that I had to stick it in some milk
Other Man: Thats called Spicy Dick Milk.
Other Man: Thats called Spicy Dick Milk.
by DickMilkIsSpicy July 06, 2017
When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out
Baby:*cries*
Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk
baby:*still crying *
male:well u may need some of my dick milk
*male undoes jeans *
male*rubs tip of dick*
baby :sucks dick
male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk
baby:*still crying *
male:well u may need some of my dick milk
*male undoes jeans *
male*rubs tip of dick*
baby :sucks dick
male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020
When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out
Baby:*cries*
Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk
baby:*still crying *
male:well u may need some of my dick milk
*male undoes jeans *
male*rubs tip of dick*
baby :sucks dick
male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk
baby:*still crying *
male:well u may need some of my dick milk
*male undoes jeans *
male*rubs tip of dick*
baby :sucks dick
male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020