dick milk

The stuff that your sperm is in

damn, that was some yummy dick milk!
Someone got Dick Milk on my peanut butter! Someone got Dick Milk on my chocolate! MMMMMM!

by penis man February 16, 2005

dick milk

When your infant is thirsty and the mother is not around, have your child suckle on the cap of your urethra, until the child is no longer thirsty.

Baby: Goo goo ga ga
Me: If only your mother hadn't passed away. (Begins to pull off pants)
Baby: Goo Goo ga ga (questioning life choices and why the hell there is dick milk coming out his urethra)

by Urban Bone Master May 15, 2019

Dick Milk

A game you play that involved a bunch of naked men doing pushups as their dicks go in and out of cups of milk. The person who does the least amount of pushups has to drink all the cups of milk.

My stomach was ready to vom after last nights game of dick milk.

by Black Panther 132 May 14, 2018

Dick milk

Sperm

Yo your a dick milk you Faggit

by Pussy in my dick hole March 31, 2019

Spicy Dick Milk

When you accidentally touch your dick with something hot and you have to cool it off and you think of milk, the milk immediately becomes Spicy Dick Milk

Man: I was seasoning some food and some fell onto my penis and it was so spicy that I had to stick it in some milk

Other Man: Thats called Spicy Dick Milk.

by DickMilkIsSpicy July 5, 2017

Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out

Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure

by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020