A synonym of the word "weak", symbolizing the submissive, pre-pubescent weakness of the character Milhouse, from The Simpsons.

Use is similar to the word "fail" in describing objects, people, events, or qualities.
Example 1:

Lenny: "Two years ago I couldn't bench press my own body weight."

Carl: "That's because you were a Milhouse."

Example 2:

Lenny: "My mom only put one slice of turkey in my sandwich..."

Carl: "Your mom makes your lunch? That's Milhouse...and your sandwich is Milhouse too."

Example 3:

Lenny: "I completely forgot all the dating tips you gave me when I approached her so I choked and couldn't ask her out."

Carl: "That's cuz you're a Milhouse!"
by IEATRICE December 15, 2008
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someone who never gets with ladies or has minimal social skills and is a closet homo
cd is being such a milhouse today
by harold hunter September 6, 2005
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MILHOUSE ROCKS THE HOUSE MAN!!!
this could mean dork or dorkiness
girl your boyfriend is such a milhouse!
that shirt makes u look like a milhouse!
those glasses are soooo milhouse!
by Britt January 3, 2004
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an incredibly weak spliff which makes you even more strung out than you were before you smoked it.
'Fucking hell mate, take this horrible milhouse, pass your weed and let me roll a proper one'
by BOB MONKHOUSE April 23, 2008
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1. Member in the online game community who has disappeared since becoming married to a non-gamer.

2. The act of disappearing suddenly.
1. Man that medic ruled! Whatever happened to Milhouse?

2. The ninja milhoused into the shadows.
by Jethro December 31, 2004
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When a male places blue food coloring inside his penis right before ejaculating. The male then ejaculates on the females hair turning her hair blue like the hair of the famous character Milhouse from the Simpsons
Everything is cumming up Milhouse

I just Milhoused my girlfriend.

I love Milhousing my girlfriend
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When a male places blue food coloring inside his penis right before ejaculating. The male then ejaculates on the females hair turning her hair blue like the hair of the famous character Milhouse from the Simpsons
Everything is cumming up Milhouse

I just Milhoused my girlfriend.

I love Milhousing my girlfriend
by B1GW1LLY March 10, 2015
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