Mikening

The ancient art of picking up overweight girls at bars.

I was mikening last night that bitch was like 300lb

by MasterFalco July 21, 2016

aileening

To become flustered and quickly flee from an altercation.

"Why do you always leave when I try to say hi?"
"I'm aileening you, take a hint"

by Dave80 November 6, 2017

Millennigan

A gentleman's request to redo the last millennium.

So far, the 2000s have been a bust. You guys mind if I take a millennigan?

by Lord Nexus VI October 10, 2010

maldening

When multiple people work from home who live in the same town, often meeting up with each other for lunch or work.

I am maldening with Varun and Neha today.

by jellyfishtree November 2, 2017

Missening

A misspoken version of the word missing

Also spelled mistening and missining

The child has been missening for two weeks.

by fearsniper05 August 18, 2021

Milning

amazing fucking awsome cool guy eric mia
but.. if you dont really hear the name correctly you might confuse it with erin milning .. which is a cruel act that you can force upon one to contract with one and other and presumptuously procrastinate upon oneself, if you look at the future reguarded as a whole you might run into a situation where milning can happen

Girl: Were going to eric mias
Other person: WHOS MILNING?!
3rd member: i dunno
girls: hehhehehehehehehehehe milning

milning: put it on urban dictionary as amazing fucking awsome cool guy eric mia

by aich engel May 5, 2009

Mittening

Mittening can be defined as a sexual act between two consenting partners where the female's body serves as a mitten for their partners hand.

Mittening: One partner, who can be deemed as the "receiver" and must be female, remains calm while the other partner inserts their four fingers into her vagina. The thumb must be left free. Lubrication is often needed. Once all four fingers have been inserted, the thumb is inserted into the anus of the female, again lubrication is often needed. This then creates a "mitten" for the hand.

by Shanti Shimmer August 5, 2008