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Mihael Keehl 

A.k.a. Mello, The most badass Death Note character there is. He eats chocolate and blows shit up. He is often seen dramatically biting off a piece of a chocolate bar. He also wears a lot of leather. Second successor to L. Hates Near, and has an inferiority complex. Mafia member and best friends with Matt. Killed by Takada with a Death Note.
"You'll never be as awesome as Mihael Keehl"
Mihael Keehl by Mellofangirl October 22, 2013

Mihael Kheel 

Also known as Mello, from the Death Note series. Basically a transvestite who dresses like a total whore...even though the author insists it's a guy....0_0

DON'T GET ME WRONG I LOVE MELLO!!!!!!
You're such a Mihael Kheel!
Mihael Kheel by Melanie Kheel July 27, 2009

Mihael Kheel 

Mihael Kheel (a.k.a Mello) is from the manga Death Note and even if he seems just like a hot headed blond who loves explosions ( see > deidara ) he is actually a very complex and interesting character

He usually wear skin tight leather and has the habit to eat chocolate bars (habit taken by Near after his death)

He left the Wammy's house at 14y/o and entered the Mafia 2 years after by bringing (either litterally or not) the adverse's mob head

He also wrote the L.A.B.B murder case and seemed to have a bit of admiration for Beyond Birthday, he actually even went as far as becoming a burn victim as well
"I swear to god each time that someone say that Mihael Kheel is a girl/transvestiste/chick... I lose 10 years of lifespan "
Mihael Kheel by Paris-Brest August 9, 2018

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.

Michael Krisfalusi 

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.
Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra
Michael Krisfalusi by Lovely hat November 20, 2017