Midwestern Special

The Midwestern special is when you marry your high school sweetheart from the small Midwestern town you grew up in, only for the relationship to dimish more and more over time until it ends in a divorce.

Guy 1: Bro did you hear about Gus and Abbey?

Guy 2: You mean those two high-school sweethearts that got married after high school? They didn't get a serving of the Midwestern Special did they bro?
Guy 1: Bro they did.
Guy 2: That sucks to hear.
Guy 3: Smeh

by Beaterbarker June 15, 2021

madresota

(Mexican) adj. - Slang word in spanish used to describe an extremely massive object/person/thing/animal/etc.

(Students looking at hot ass teacher)
Mira las madresotas que tiene esa maestra.

by freestyle760 March 10, 2009

midwestern standoff

A no-win situation in which no action is taken because all parties defer to the others. Like a Mexican standoff but with toxic niceness instead of guns.

Every driver at the 4-way stop waved the others along but no one would go since it was a midwestern standoff.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 7, 2020

Midgeslut

-Noun

1. A very short but extremely feisty "slut."

2. A "slut" with a dwarfism disorder.

3. Tabitha

Kate: "God, I can't believe Aidan is still dating Tabitha!"

Sarah: "I know! She's such a fucking Midgeslut!"

by Joshel ;) May 14, 2011

Midwestern Tuxedo

Khakis, shirt, and tie, but no jacket. It's what guys from the Midwest think is "dressing up," but fail to realize they look like Mormons.

Dude, Austin's going with the Midwestern Tuxedo tonight. Classic Austin.

by MG22 November 2, 2015

Midwest Bus Company

A really shitty school bus group that does not follow the laws of physics or geography. They say its a Midwest bus company but its based in NY

Midwest Bus Company is a really shitty company tbh

by gdysgyydg271y3712ty36y21gdyh1 January 4, 2023

Midwest

1) Region that the U.S. Census Bureau claims is comprised of these twelve states:

Ohio
Indiana
Illinois
Michigan
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Iowa
Nebraska
North Dakota
South Dakota
Kansas
Missouri

2) Region in the United States that is in the central time zone and north of the Mason-Dixon Line.

The climate is extreme but the people are moderate.

The show was a hit in the Midwest before its popularity spread outward.

by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004