middle earth

A place to plow pussy

Yo man i just plowed Rajs moms pussy down to middle earth. Holla!

by MotiG January 10, 2007

Middle Earth

The overly large space between a girl's breasts.

Dude i tried to titty fuck that girl until i realized i was entering middle earth.

by jugs 25 December 11, 2010

Middle Earth

The patch of skin between your butt hole and ball sack.

In reference to chafing Dude, middle earth is on fire.

by gimmedanger September 14, 2011

Fight For Middle Earth

The act of fighting one of your friends, and yelling "For Middle Earth!!" The loser normally limps away in defeat and no longer is considered to be part of the group until the next victim is chosen.

Kyle: You want to fight for middle earth for the last chicken sandwich?

George: (Cowering) Just take it.

by JebbyS February 13, 2008

middle earth

The place where hot guys like Orlando Bloom are not hard to find

:-/

I cheated on him in Middle Earth.

by Peppea October 13, 2003

Middle Earth Mud Dragon

When you defecate in and around your lovers mouth and he/she/it performs a bloodcurling scream and exhales fecal matter. Much like a dragon, without the feces. Most commonly used in Lord of the Rings. Most notable occurence is when Gandalf performed this on Legolas during the Battle of Gondor.

Late one night after Alec got done supervising his church youth group, he came home to see his Homosexual lover Remi engaged in an affair with Eric. A couple days later, Alec told Remi to come into the room. When Remi came into the room, Alec suprised him by shitting all over his mouth and down his throat. Enraged by this, Remi let out a huge roar expelling poo from his mouth.

After witnessing this act of revenge, Lily Twodicks proclaimed "eeeeeewwwww why did you just give him a Middle Earth Mud Dragon?"

by ExplosiveSoap August 12, 2011

Middle Earth Gay

An individual who insists Lord of The Rings trilogies are the best films created and enjoys sitting to a ass-numbing amont of hours watching men running around chasing a ring wear frocks and wielding daggers, wands and bows.

Arran - "Ah lad, i watched Lord of The Rings last night! Was so fucking good"
Adam - " ................."
Arran - " What!?"
Adam - " Middle Earth Gay you lad!"
Arran - ".................."

by Lyrical Hyper Sniper December 11, 2013