Old man saggy nuts. As the years go by gravity takes it toll. The ball sack stretches longer from the weight of the nuts. Some old men can actually sway their hips and wrap their nuts around their leg like a tether ball pole.
He got a new car and a face lift but once I saw that middle aged dangle I knew he was freakin old!
His nuts looked like two golf balls in a nylon sock.
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His nuts looked like two golf balls in a nylon sock.
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by D'Lila Joy December 12, 2015
Get the middle aged danglemug. The perpetual frown and down-turned corners of the mouth of a person usually over 35, displaying sadness, depression, or disappointment. The antonym of a smile.
by Vurdluver September 19, 2009
Get the middle aged scowlmug. The annoying language used to reference speech from a past time such as 'my lady' and 'methinks'. Middle Ages, Middle Earth, English, language
I hate when I read the comment section after an article and some tool uses 'methinks' to express his viewpoint in a condescending way. That middle age speech drives me crazy.
by joecoolthefool August 20, 2016
Get the middle age speechmug. A female who has passed through her forties, currently residing somewhere in her fifties, is a middle-aged woman.
by karen12375002 January 6, 2012
Get the Middle-aged womanmug. A man who is at least 30 years old or maybe over the age of 35 at the very oldest but not old enough to be seen as an by elderly or an old man, especially by most young people around today in 2021.
A man is 36 years old.Today’s teenagers and young adults who don’t see Rick as a feeble demented old man most likely consider Rick a middle aged man on the verge of being “old”.
by Subtropical 1021 November 8, 2021
Get the Middle aged manmug. Like the "Pill-Lattes" but for men. Strong coffee or an energy drink and a Percodan/Percocet/ Oxy/ etc.... Usually chewed.
Older guys with physical jobs are the demographic here....
Older guys with physical jobs are the demographic here....
by Canis Maximus November 22, 2010
Get the Middle-Age Speedballmug. by lifestyle_thot February 25, 2018
Get the middle aged manmug.