Methhead Mid-day

The time in the middle of the night when a methhead suddenly becomes productive.
This may include but is not limited to:
Fixing their Honda.
Fixing lawn mowers.
Scavenging.
Home improvement.
Experimenting with bright lights.
Gardening.
Random gatherings.

Experimenting with chemistry.

Person 1: “I just saw my neighbor gardening with a headlamp at 3 am.”

Person 2: “Don’t you know that’s methhead mid-day?”

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“I have this lady Carla who will clean for cheap.” “But she only works at methhead mid-day.”

by MILF: Man I Love Frogs November 11, 2022

mid-day itch

when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt

Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.

by mikelley037 May 25, 2005

mid-day stretch

When shorts or pants put on in the morning that are tight enough to negate the need of a belt, but then midway through the day, stretch and fall off of the waist, a mid-day stretch occurs.

"My pants are falling off; I thought i didn't need a belt."
"Dude, thats just the mid-day stretch."

by Dan Neubelt May 08, 2007

Mid-Day Chocolate Truffle

When two consenting adults put there bare ass cheeks together and press firmly. They then proceed to fully force the shit out of their asses and come to completion.

Me and the wife are looking to spice it up, we’re gonna go home and do the good old fashioned Mid-Day Chocolate Truffle

by Bluntzie March 31, 2021

Mid day rider

Men who ride motorcycles to the extreme during the day.

“Hey did you hear about the two Mid day riders on HWY 62?”

-Yeah those guys are crazy!

by Mccold17 September 11, 2022

mid day mexican

An alcoholic drink that consist of tequila and pineapple juice served over ice

It's hot outside today, I could go for a cool refreshing drink. Like a mid day mexican

by Wildwes85 April 16, 2024

Mid-day Dove

A mid-day dove person is neither a night owl or an early bird. This person is at their most active point between the hours of 3pm to 6pm... if lucky, maybe 7.

Charlie: Hey, it's 9am let's go for breakfast!

Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)

Charlie: Hey, it's too late for lunch and too early for dinner but do you want to grab a bite anyway?

Brandy: SURE!
Charlie: Wow, you're such a mid-day dove.

Charlie: Hey, let's go out to a bar tonight!

Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)

by P3PIPER November 02, 2018