Mickey's Night

When the parent at the party walks in on you while your hooking up and kicks you out of the house. Total cockblock.

Lamar: Did you see James had a Mickey's night yesterday.
Shamichael: Oh shit for real
Lamars: Yea he totally got cockblocked by that Janis' bitches mom.

by Michael M #9 December 3, 2018

Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.

My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.

by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023

chef mickey's fast

Not eating all day prior to going to dinner at Chef Mickey's all you can eat buffet at Disney World.

Since we are going to Chef Mickey's today I'll have to chef mickey's fast so that I can stuff my face later.

by otisopsed November 29, 2012

Mickey D's

The "shortened" version of McDonald's, even though you're not saving any syllables.

Mickey D's = 3 syllables
McDonalds's = 3 syllables

WTF.

Fuck McDonald's. Let's go to In-N-Out instead.

by their food tastes like shit December 18, 2004

Mickey Dee's

McDonald's, the fast food chain, Home of the Big Mac see B K Lounge

I'm goin down to Mickey Dee's for lunch!

by LMC-62 August 31, 2006

Mickey D's

A slang term for McDonald's. McDonalds was created by Richard and Maurice 'Mac' McDonald in San Bernardino, CA in 1948. They were later bought out by a man named Ray Kroc, who turned McDonald's into its current incarnation. The McDonald brothers renamed their restaraunt 'The Big M', and Ray Kroc opened a McDonalds's across the street from it. He ran the McDonald brothers out of business.

If anyone actually knew what McDonald's has done to become the corporate giant it is now, they would spit on the food, which would probably make it cleaner.

by Mikey G November 10, 2003

Mickey D's

McDonald's

by Anonymous April 11, 2003