michelob ultra dick

It’s slender, smooth with little to no veins when fully erect. The surroundings, balls included, are waxed clean to perfection.

Chad totally has a michelob ultra dick.

by HotSweatyLady January 14, 2020

solomon michelo

Someone that takes it too far.

Conor - ''ya dancer man..you know that young boy? well he's just bought the big motor off me. Sweeeet sweeet sale!
Andrew - Sugaryyy sweetnesss!
Matthew - sugarry with gooodness!
Solomon Michelo - YUMMY YUMMY PIESS! YUMMY YUMMY PIIESSS!
Conor - ''too far''

by ConzoAndyMatt December 7, 2011

michelobe ultra

Pussy beer. It's for golfers and queers.

"Let's get some michelobe ultra"

"Yeah, right after I powder my pussy... Queer."

by Vikingtechnologi April 22, 2014

Michelob Ultra

The beer people hate on for being light but are drinking a 210 calorie beer with the same alcohol percentage. You drink
Bud light buddy, calm down.

Yeah let me grab a Michelob Ultra I’m not trying to eat two dinners

by NewYorkPalmTrees January 8, 2021

mi cielo

my love

Te amo, mi cielo. (I love you, my love.)

by MzKrazi November 11, 2009

Michelob Milkyway

The act of removing the top off of a Michelob Ultra bottle, putting your thumb over the end and shaking it vigorously, when it has been shaken enough insert the bottle into the persons ass and let go, while engaging in sexual acts!!

I gave that girl a Michelob Milkyway last night!

by Josh- September 2, 2011

Michelob Ultra

A genuinely nice change of pace for those of us watching our waist lines (Who ain't been there before). A excellent beer for smashing and impressing your friends and family! ;)

Hot person: You have beer?
Bartender: Why yes, sweetheart. What will it be?
Hot person: A very slim, Low carb, sexy, Michelob Ultra
Bartender: Take me now

by GrassInsideMeAss May 7, 2018