A deviant sex act in which you set off an M80 next to the woman’s head right before climax.
While she’s temporarily blinded and deafened, you finish in her ass and steal 14 dollars from her purse.
While she’s temporarily blinded and deafened, you finish in her ass and steal 14 dollars from her purse.
I totally pulled a Michael Bay on that girl I met at the Black Eyed Peas concert and she STILL called me the next day.
by mmcluhan December 15, 2011
A Michael Bay (named after the film director/producer) is a term used to describe a solid excretion that starts off pleasant but continues for so long that it causes the excreter to lose interest, or in some cases, physical pain, essentially like sitting through a Michael Bay film or Michael Bay marathon, you're feeling good about the first ten minutes or so but then you slowly lose interest and/or it physically hurts to carry on.
"I'm off to the loo"
"I hope it's not a Michael Bay."
"You were gone a while."
"Yeah, it turned out to be a Michael Bay, one of the most painful half hours of my life"
"I hope it's not a Michael Bay."
"You were gone a while."
"Yeah, it turned out to be a Michael Bay, one of the most painful half hours of my life"
by ChrisNix91 March 27, 2014
Except for The Rock, Michael Bay has made nothing but crap. His directing style is poor, as he literally believes that an edit every second is the best way to make a film. I don't think it's possible to physically count the number of cuts and explosions in his films within one human lifetime. The guy can't even make a decent movie with the insane budget he gets to work with. His movies, albiet entertaining on some level, are the equivalent to an empty orgasm - completely unsatisfying, equally frustrating and definitely not worth the effort.
The guy needs to either expand on his predictable, unvaried style of filmmaking (although, I can't imagine him having the balls or the talent to do so) or just stop wasting good money and go away. Without this ass-load of money invested in his movies, Bay can't do sh!t. His inability to improvise, his lack of creativity, and his need for a big budget (because he's too incompentant to come up with something impressive with less funding) makes him the most pointless and deficient person in this business.
The guy needs to either expand on his predictable, unvaried style of filmmaking (although, I can't imagine him having the balls or the talent to do so) or just stop wasting good money and go away. Without this ass-load of money invested in his movies, Bay can't do sh!t. His inability to improvise, his lack of creativity, and his need for a big budget (because he's too incompentant to come up with something impressive with less funding) makes him the most pointless and deficient person in this business.
by SuperSonicX July 9, 2005
A director with an explosion fetish and the first human being to ruin Transformers for a generation.
Michael Bay is the living embodiment of butthole cancer.
by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017
A film director that demands things to be awesome.
The God of Explosions.
He is always criticized by haters that his films are all eye-candy with tons of CGI, explosions, action, hot actresses, but with weak plots or no character development. Like that's a bad thing.
Michael Bay knows how to use his CGI. He knows how to direct his action. His films will never win Oscars for best film or best screenplay. But they will entertain you, and that's what it's all about.
Michael Bay has also proven his awesomeness by poking fun of himself in the Verizon ad. He has a great sense of humor, which is rare nowadays.
Michael Bay = Pure Genius
The God of Explosions.
He is always criticized by haters that his films are all eye-candy with tons of CGI, explosions, action, hot actresses, but with weak plots or no character development. Like that's a bad thing.
Michael Bay knows how to use his CGI. He knows how to direct his action. His films will never win Oscars for best film or best screenplay. But they will entertain you, and that's what it's all about.
Michael Bay has also proven his awesomeness by poking fun of himself in the Verizon ad. He has a great sense of humor, which is rare nowadays.
Michael Bay = Pure Genius
by Ventilation Shaft July 21, 2008
by Das Failboot July 4, 2009
A very unnescesarry and over dramatic explosion, caused by an underwhelming force; most commonly demonstrated by the action film director Michael Bay.
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by Freetaker August 13, 2009