Javier mexicano

A person that has sex with men and mexicans (men <3)

ohh hes such a javier mexicano

by the mexican sexmaster May 1, 2011

Wet Mexicano

Making out with someone

Bro Izzy and I totally did the Wet Mexicano last night!

by SizzleDizzleCracka February 7, 2021

Mondo Mexicano

The words used to describe the enormous smelly shits you take after consuming questionable foodstuffs in the country of Mexico.

Holy hell billy flush next time will you?You left behind one Mondo Mexicano you left behind.

by PUBG December 28, 2017

Charms of Mexicano

When you eat Taco Bell all day and spend the next day on the toilet just waiting. You can be doing work, school, or porn, you just have to sit there all day.

“John, where are you?” Craig said.
“Ugh, bro I got the Charms of Mexicano,” John replied.

by Ememe420 October 12, 2020

Mexican Finger

When you insert your finger into someones moist asshole and instantly falls asleep on the job.

Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....

by ohohface247 November 23, 2011

Mexican Nut Shot

When a male forms his scrotum into shape of a bowl to create a shot glass. He then pours tequila into the bowl portion, lines the rim with salt, and squirts a layer of lime juice on his penis. Then someone licks the salt, takes the shot, and laps up the lime juice.

When John quaffed the Mexican Nut Shot from Eric he accidentally swallowed the worm...

by MexicanNutShot August 23, 2014

Mexican Carwash

When you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.

I ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol Mexican Carwash.

by Peanut_Butter! July 3, 2014