Sir Dansbury Wimbledon purchased an electronic reader in so that he may peruse his collection of portable document files which totaled just over 1.2 metric fuck-tons
by Sir Dansbury Wimbledon December 27, 2011
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Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.
Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.
Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons
1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."
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Noun: An extremely large amount of something, unto absurdity.
Generally used in hyperbole.
Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd.
Generally used in hyperbole.
Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd.
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Built upon the Old English term "shit load", which is very lacking in actual measurable significance, a Metric Fuck Tonne is a significantly more accurate. Easily identified with the abbreviation FT, a Metric Fuck Tonne is greater than one may care to measure. Most commonly used to describe weight which is clearly no less than one thousand kilograms, but when actual measurement has not taken place. Not to be confused with the antiquated, Imperial Fuck Tonne.
Built upon the Old English term "shit load", which is very lacking in actual measurable significance, a Metric Fuck Tonne is a significantly more accurate. Easily identified with the abbreviation FT, a Metric Fuck Tonne is greater than one may care to measure. Most commonly used to describe weight which is clearly no less than one thousand kilograms, but when actual measurement has not taken place. Not to be confused with the antiquated, Imperial Fuck Tonne.
James: "I just couldn't get the fire to take, I think the wood was still green, so I threw a fuck tonne of petrol on and off it went!"
Frank: "Was that a imperial fuck tonne James?"
James: "Great question Frank - It was definitely one Metric Fuck Tonne"
Frank: "Was that a imperial fuck tonne James?"
James: "Great question Frank - It was definitely one Metric Fuck Tonne"
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Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
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"So, still going on the beer tonight?"
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
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"So, still going on the beer tonight?"
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
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