The Mete

If you break up with a girl and give her a nice handshake at the end.

1: Was the Break Up difficult ?
2: Nah i've done the Mete

by magicm14 September 4, 2019

mete

Something done very well, accostiated with tank and greatness.

That guy is mete

by jordan metaz July 30, 2009

mete

a stupid craptard who is stupid

mete is stupid

by sussup mudda truckau February 5, 2018

Pulling a Mete

When you have too many backup crushes and end up messing things up with all of them.

Bob - So I like this one girl, but I don't know if she likes me, so I also like 3 other girls.
Bill - Be careful, you might end up pulling a Mete!
Bob - No, you're wrong! I am going to do this plan and not fail!

*1 day later*

Bob - Dang, I messed things up with all of my crushes!
Bill - Told you so! You pulled a Mete.

by milesman34 April 19, 2020

Mete La Fuck

To have the need to yell out Fuck, by inserting Fuck into a conversation. Since you're surroundings are really quiet then you insert "Mete La Fuck!".
Word created by Albert Gorena.

"Ah I'm really bored...Mete la Fuck!!"
"Albert: Mete la Fuck!!"

by egambaster February 27, 2009

METing

What the NY Mets do almost every year. They give their fans hope of a playoff appearance early in the season, just to collapse later in the year.

Well, the Mets are METing again this year.

by AimeeLynn September 2, 2021

Mete

The most precious person you have in your life. He ist the most lovable person on this planet. His patience and understanding makes your heart melt. His soft voice and carring behaviour will makes his girlfriend very happy. He is a true and natural beauty from in and outside. You can truely see his muscles from every angle you look at him.

A: You know Mete?
B: Sure, everyone knows him, how can you ask something like that. Thats equally if you ask if I have brushed my teeth.

by B-1411 April 11, 2022