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Meteorleft

Holy shit that meteorite just became meteorleft now its not gonna hit us!
by Werrywit May 29, 2022
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Sick Boy Method

Approach to quitting Heroin as featured on Trainspotting. For this you will need: 1) One room, which you will not leave
2) Soothing music
3) Tomato soup, ten tins of
4) Mushroom soup, eight tins of (for consumption cold)
5) Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of
6) Magnesia, milk of, one bottle
7) Paracetamol
8) Mouthwash
9) Vitamins
10) Mineral water
11) Lucozade
12) Pornography
13) One mattress
14) One bucket for urine
15) One bucket for feces
16) One bucket for vomitus
17) One television
18) One bottle of Valium
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Gonna get it right this time. Gonna get it sorted out. Gonna get off it for good.
Swanney: I've heard that one before.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: The Sick Boy method?
Swanney: Well, it nearly worked for him, hey.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Well, he's always been lacking in moral fiber.
by Jardom February 28, 2015
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the Tuck Method

the Tuck Method is a tactic by which men around the world hide their erections. To use the Tuck Method you simply tuck your erect penis into the waist of your pants in your pants to hold it in place in a non-protruding manner. Warning: once you use the tuck method refrain from lifting up your shirt.
Let's say you are at the mall with your friends and you see a very attractive female, and as result you get an erection. To avoid the ridicule of your friends, you use the Tuck Method.
by Rkellyshower April 5, 2013
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Oh Shit...Meteors

A phenomenon which typifies Murphy's law. The absolute worst possible outside circumstance which can and will negatively affect the current situation. Greater than minor inconveinienves, this is the sort of instance which all hope of success is lost.

An "Oh Shit...Meteors" event is also notable for the lack of control the participant has over the situation. In spite of all careful planning, this is the sort of situation in which all hell breaks loose for no apparent reason.
1) While driving to a friend's wedding, you experience heavy traffic and are ten minutes late = minor inconveinence.

2) While driving to a friend's wedding, you crash into another driver resulting in all sorts of pain and misery = tragic accident.

3) While driving to a friend's wedding, an awkwardly positioned nail in the road hits your front tire and pops it, which causes it to fly back and blow out your back tire. The resulting blow-out causes you to spin, knocking your way across the road and into several other cars, which bounce you back into other cars, resulting in a fifty car pile-up which results in a massive explosion. In spite of all of this, you still survive, and as you are crawling out of the fiery wreckage you look up to the sky, only to see a ball of pain and doom, known among as a meteor, flying out from the sky, headed directly for you = Oh Shit...Meteors
by digital.nines February 24, 2006
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Kev Metcalfe

Incredibly attractive, gifted, wise and good.
by Adriana Lima May 23, 2004
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Bogdanovic method

Named after the famous professor, Dr. Bogdanovic, who made millions off of this method; the Bogdanovic method is used to guarantee you to walk away with casino earnings after playing hours at the roulette table. The method is implemented as follows:
1. Start with a lot of money/chips.
2. Bet low (like $1) on one color (black or red).
3. Continue to bet $1 on that same color every time you win.
4. Double your bet on that color every time you lose.
5. Walk away with money gained in your pocket at the end of the night.
Dude 1: Man, I lost 50 bucks tonight playing blackjack. How'd you do?
Dude 2: I'm up $60 on roulette, but I've been here for 3 hours.
Dude 1: Ah...Bogdanovic method.
by yourewelcomegambler August 25, 2013
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Clock Method

A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 December 7, 2007
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