memorex

Either an absolute fantastic implant job, or one so obvious they are readily apparent to the naked eye.

Are those real or are they "memorex"?

by deb&me March 9, 2009

memorex

A really shitty american electronics company. I bought a memorex MP3 player and it didnt turn on at all with fresh batteries, and it wasnt on lock. I returned and got another one. the second one didnt work-the sound didnt come through correctly. I tried with my sony headphones and the headphones included with the unit. even when they were all the way in, the headphones needed to be held down while listening so the sound would come through. I returned it and got my $140 back. Where i bought it (Target) must've realized it was shitty too, because it was on sale for $119. Coclusion:Memorex is shitty, buy sony.

Is it poor quality or is it memorex?

by the artist formerly known as shut the fuck up June 7, 2004

memorex

a mental rolladex.

Mark: "Here let me give u my number."

Anne:"Ok go ahead."

Mark:"Are you not going to write it down??"

Anne:"No, I've got it stored in my memorex."

by *~*Karma Is A Bitch*~* March 27, 2010

memoretard

a person with a slow memory. this usually deals with drunkenness and/or blackouts.

Kalli can be a memoretard.

by Little Kalli April 11, 2007

memorex

definition - nub admin who sometimes forgets how to close topics and stuff :P But a good man nonetheless. <3 U BABY!

Memosex likes predator = winnar!

by Panties2 August 12, 2004

memoretarded

A state a person is in where they cannot remember anything. This is often brought on by alcohol.

Kalli is studying for her test because she is memoretarded.

by Kalli S December 24, 2008

memorectum

A memo send out by the CEO of a company that denotes a unpaid shutdown, forced time off or explains why there was or will be a layoff. Memorectums usually are sent out just before the holidays and can include pay cuts or loss of benefits. When reading the memorectum, the employee has the sensation of a large object being shoved up their rectum.

Lunchroom conversation: "Bro... did you get the memorectum Dick Head sent out today?... there's another round of paycuts and layoff next week."

by WildEddie November 4, 2009