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menstrual cycle

The twenty-eight day cycle between the release of female eggs, ovulation.
Tyrone kept Jennifer knocked up every time she ovulated because he couldn't stand the sight of a bloody cunt; therefore Jennifer's menstrual cycle was almost non-existent since she bore Tyrone's child yearly. When she started her periods again after each birth, he knocked her up again to minimize the bloody periods.
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Menstrual cycle leap year

That time of the month, when that time of the month is supposed to happen, but is delayed. This is due to the fact the leap year affected the menstrual cycle.

This can sometimes cause a woman to believe that she is pregnant. When in fact, it is simply the menstrual leap year at work.
Natalie: Ermahgerd, my period is late. I must be prego!

Seanequa: No, Natalie, you are not prego. It is simply a result of the menstrual cycle leap year.

Peddling your menstrual cycle 

When a woman uses her menstrual cycle as a talking point or an excuse for behavior.
Woman: "I just can't deal with this, I'm on my period" Man: " are you peddling your menstrual cycle?"

Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"

fuck the menstrual cycle 

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.
Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”

MANstrual cycle 

When a man who is normally quite kind and level headed, goes completely moody and rude for a couple of days. They will have all the moodiness and irritability of a girl on her period, hence MANstrual cycle.
Person 1: Jeez, what's going on with Jim? He's never this moody.

Person 2: it must be his MANstrual cycle.
MANstrual cycle by livelyliv September 1, 2013

manstrual cycle 

The manstrual cycle occurs during a man's special time of the month, when the male becomes extremely irritable and eager for intercourse. But due to his irritability, this week is the time when the most masturbation occurs.
Girfriend- What's wrong with (your name here)
Best Friend- Oh, nothing really, he's on his manstrual cycle.
Girlfriend- Oh, I guess I better lay off, and have sex with him.

Manstral Cycle 

when a guy acts like a bitch for several days on end and does so on a regular basis but is an alright person most of the time similar to when a girl is pmsing
dave "hey brian is complaining about not feeling well and doesn't want to go to the bar tonight"
mike "yeah he is on his manstral cycle
Manstral Cycle by Jeeves724 June 9, 2009