the mele

when 3 people are playing STUMP, player A knocks player B out, but in return player B revenge fucks player A, thus letting player C win by default...even though he didnt do anything

-how was stump today?
-i was playing good but some other kid won by 'the mele' like 4 times so i lost
-thats a shame. lets go drink malt liquor
-ok

by only if its malted August 18, 2006

melee

Hand to hand combat.

Those melee units with swords and shields look cooler than those range units with bows and arrows.

by VmprHunter.D April 13, 2003

melee

me-lee (may-lay)

1- a close-range attack, sometimes hand to hand but usually with the butt of a weapon.

2- The second "Super Smash Bros" game.

3- An awesome word to shout out when tension is particularly high, the goal being to instigate a fight.

1-Simmons:"Dude, you just melee'd that guy in the back of his head! he never saw it coming!"
Sarge:"Pwned."

2-Steve:"Hey man, you want to play some Melee?"
Todd:"No way man, I've got Brawl. Melee is so last-gen."

3-Jack:"So, how do we decide who gets the last cookie?"
Phil:"Melee!"

by The BXRabbit September 28, 2008

melee

When everyone is fighting at the same time. A brawl.

The quarrel at the bar resulted in a melee of fists, kicks, and broken furniture.

by AYB March 20, 2003

melee

The act of slapping someone in the face with ones penis.

The melee match turned sticky when Arnold started thinking about his mother.

by sickafoo December 12, 2009

Mele

An endangered and obese whale.

BeachBoy1: Look! A beached Mele!
Beachboy2: aaaaaa douché!

by BeachBoy1&BeachBoy2 May 25, 2011

melee

juicy information about someone's life. also known as Caribbean's people gossip

"Sarah, did you hear about what happened to Melaney?"
"No", said Sarah," Tell me the melee!"

by kimmy121397 October 23, 2011