The Melatonin Fix

When you give your partner melatonin because they are talking too much. Then, you fuck them into a coma.

My girlfriend was so hyper last night that I used the Melatonin fix on her.

by thecockyhen August 16, 2018

Melatonin dream

When you take melatonin and you get really fucked up dreams and can increase the chance of lucid or wet dreams

Person 1:“I had a dream that all of my friends had an orgy and took turns!”

Person 2: did you take melatonin because I get weird dreams every time I take melatonin.”

Person 1: yes I did, I took two.

Person 2: when you take melatonin you get something called melatonin dreams and they are just really fucking weird dreams

by Cookie crisps 🍪 February 16, 2021

natural melatonin

an orgasm (it’s called this because when you orgasm you get tired)

“I just took my daily dose of natural melatonin, and it felt amazing.”

by Gorgeous Gorgeous Gyal February 11, 2022

eagle melatonin rebirth

what i had in 2019

Damn watkat had a eagle melatonin rebirth

by Watkat January 24, 2022

Melatonin Dick

Someone who has the power to put someone to sleep during sex.

Guy 1: Yah, man, I fucked her so hard she fell asleep last night!
Guy 2: Woah bro, I didn't know you had melatonin dick
Guy 1: Wow.

by jc1999 March 16, 2020

Melatonin dreams

Melatonin dreams are when you get strange dreams from taking melatonin and can increase the chance of wet dreams, lucid dreams, or nightmares.

Person 1: Yo I had a dream that all of my friends had an orgy and took turns!

Person 2: Did you take melatonin?

Person 1: yeah I took two.

Person 2: you tend to get weird dreams when you take melatonin

Melatonin gives you uneasy or strange dreams and are known as melatonin dreams

by Cookie crisps 🍪 February 16, 2021

melatonin

mhmmm a wonderful pill that makes you happy by sleeping

person- i need to sleep

person2- then go pop a melatonin

by user_yourmom0 March 1, 2022