Melonoma

The disease of having a gigantic head.

that sasquatch headed motherfucker has melonoma

by wayne December 14, 2004

Melanomahead

A half retarded person with a over sized head that resembles a melon

Fuck that guy, he's just a melanomahead anyway.

by Luke410 May 3, 2017

melatoma

The drug in gummies that helps you sleep.

Emily: “This drink is so strong, I don’t think I’m gonna need my gummies tonight!”
Al: “Oh you take those melatoma gummies?!”

by RobBobJob April 8, 2022

Melanomia-The Movie

Film. Blockbuster-lite mockumentary fourth only to This Is Spinal Tap, Borat- Coming To America and The Last Temptation of Christ in delivering bruising sarcastic comedy interspersed with zany antics and cleverly created gaffes. Plenty of celebrity impersonators in clumsily-applied prosthetics and a smattering of washed-up politicians and felons romp through world capitals befuddling important folks who seem weirdly unable to see through the crude veneers. The gag reel alone is worth the price of admission. Book early as theatres, for security reasons, are limiting admissions to only one guest per showing.

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I can’t decide if Melanomia-The Movie is a joke gone wrong, a bribe gone wrong, or a call for help.

Gone wrong?

by gnostic3 January 29, 2026