mechaphile

A mechaphile is a description of a person who will commit sexual acts and form such relationships involving a car.

"Oh look mummy that mechaphile is fucking his car and now the mechaphile stuck his penis into the car exhaust pipe"

by smashmymitten33 May 28, 2008

mechaniphilia

A fetish with, or being sexually aroused by, raping mechanical objects, specifically airplanes.

Those stupid technicians with mechaniphilia! They raped my airplane, so now I have to wait another 3 hours for them to get a new one.

by fajjot2010gen August 16, 2010

Mecrophiliac

1. Is the term for someone who has sex with car tail pipes.
2. Sexual attraction to cars mufflers.

"I heard Jim was a Mecrophiliac! Yeah he boned my car the other day"

by BlahBlahItsJoshBlahBlah January 11, 2010

mechaphile

someone who has sex with a car, yes, i said WITH a car.

Dude, he has his dick in the tailpipe! He's such a mechaphile, eew!

by CherryLayne December 30, 2008

mechaphiliac

Someone who derives pleasure from sexual acts with mechanical objects. Such as robots and VHS players.

It looks like Matt gave this VHS player a mexican avalanche. What a mechaphiliac!

by Matt July 7, 2003

mechaphile

Mechaphiles are sick cunts that have sex with their cars or they either masturbate whilst rubbing the bodywork or interior of their cars. They are often not sexually attracted to other human beings. The cars often carry a gender and mechaphiles can engage in either heterosexual or homosexual relationships with their vehicles.

"After a few minutes I felt the desire to connect with her further, so I had penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe. That's when I realised I was a mechaphile."

by Elle.LA May 29, 2008

mechaphile

An insane itchy asshole who spreads his hairy legs for cars. He can be found sticking his fat cock and balls in the tailpipe.

Jeremy: What a fucking penishead. He just stuck his fucking dick in the tailpipe of my new 370z!
Deontay: He's a fucking mechaphile!

by itchyasshole January 15, 2011