Beatus meatus is the act of secretly (or in public) issuing a pushing movement on yo natural dongus until white joos leaks out. (red joos is optional)
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).
by Murtuza August 29, 2021
Get the Beatus Meatusmug. The Meatus Hole.
Girl - whats that strange hole on your penis?!
Guy- Thats my meatus hole. Get down on your knees for a closer look.
Girl - whats that strange hole on your penis?!
Guy- Thats my meatus hole. Get down on your knees for a closer look.
by abbey(IDefineShit) July 7, 2010
Get the The Meatus holemug. Meatus Mummy (Mommy for yanks) is a prison term, descriptive of somebody who can shove a narrow object, such as a AAA battery, into their urethra, then "give birth" to it.
by Count Fistula May 2, 2005
Get the Meatus Mummymug. I had one too many vodka cokes last night so I had to resort to a floppy meatus, mans gotta do what mans gotta do.
by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016
Get the floppy meatusmug. by frick_nuggets November 19, 2018
Get the meatus deletusmug. An enigmatic racing driver who's claim to fame dates back to March 2020 during the official Formula 1 #Challenge Lando event, in which a selection of F1 fans were chosen to take part in a race against Formula 1 driver Lando Norris. One such "lucky fan" was the infamous Yeetus_My_Meatus who rose to fame after not only hitting Lando around on the opening lap, but causing him to spin later on in the race. After a making Norris look like a Sunday driver in the lower echelons of club-level motor-racing, Yeetus went on to finish an amazing 3rd place. However since then, this mysterious personality has disappeared from the mainstream audience, leading to the continuous demand of their return with the hashtag #ChallengeYeetus and #BringBackYeetus.
Nobody officially knows what may have happened to this legendary super-being, but all can guess is that they are almost certainly not a fan of Lando.
Nobody officially knows what may have happened to this legendary super-being, but all can guess is that they are almost certainly not a fan of Lando.
by BaldoNorris1999 July 22, 2020
Get the Yeetus My Meatusmug. A star that has a massive penis
by vrmxlice June 11, 2020
Get the meatus monster cockmug.