Megatarded

A combination of 'mega' and 'retarded' to explain a really a bad situation that either makes you mad, or otherwise causes feelings of negativity.

Dood, your grandma died..that must be megatarded =-/.

by Kingsley Dawson May 20, 2007

Metatard

Someone that is so unbelievably retarded that they ascend the normal levels of tardness and become the Metatard. Metatards usually take somewhere in the range of an hour to answer the simplest questions.

You: What time is it?
(Long pause)
Metatard: Mayonnaise.
You: Are you high?
Metatard: 12:04.

by sp33dw33d420 April 26, 2017

Meptard

Crybaby
Snowflake
Conflicted

You are such a Meptard snowflake crybaby

by urban9876 March 7, 2017

Rentally Metarded

Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to mean someone who isn't retarded, but acts like it.

Dang, that kid just forgot his shoes. He's rentally metarded.

by Jizzle B. January 12, 2006

metard

A complete moronic retard.

Cassy and Jordan are complete metards.

by Erin September 27, 2003

meatarian

A very awesome and manly person who only eats meat. As the opposite of vegetarians who are often also homosexuals the meatarian will never enjoy a cockmeat sandwich.

Well known meatarian's include: Chuck Norris, Darth Vader and Maddox.

After punching through a 3 feet wall using nothing but his bare hands and peg leg, Jim ate a bag of beef jerky. He is a meatarian.

by niggerfaggot78 June 29, 2016

mehtarded

The inability to function due to apathy

"Don't bother asking Gary to help, he's been whiny and mehtarded all day."

by kashank December 20, 2016