meat head

A guy usually over obssessed with constantly working out. A doof who pries only on looking good and scoring with as many chicks as possible. Usually the likes of a college franternity, binge drinking, club hopping, egotystical maniac. Though may be easy on the eyes, this guy offers no personality to the table and has "one night stand" written all over him.
John's lack of personality and sexual promiscuity remind's me just how much of a meat head he is.
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They're not the most approachable people. When you're a newbie the last thing you need is a meat head who continuously stares at you as you move from one machine to the other. It's like a scene from Prison break,when an inmate is holding his belongings and his taking that intimidating walk to his cell accompanied by Prison guards and the old heads death stare him waiting to claim him as their bitch. Meat heads intimidate you and they wait for you to do the wrong thing before they scream at you as loud as they could 'DON'T DO THAT' or 'YOUR FORM IS TERRIBLE' or

'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING', they laugh at you and shake their heads in disbelief. Meat heads are the reason why you ditch your membership.
Meat Heads think they know it all.
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A meat head is someone who tries really hard to be ultra-masculine. This involves lifting weights, talking about lifting weights, walking with your arms out because you're so huge, looking to get in fights at bars because the ladies aren't down with you or because someone ran into one of your arms or just because you saw an emo dude with a stupid shirt. Meat heads always wear Affliction shirts or vests.

Contrary to popular opinion, being a meathead is more about how you act than how you look. Therefore, a skinny dude or even a bull dike could be a meathead, cuz they exhibit this behavior.
Look at that dude over there by the ladies restroom with the cutoff Affliction shirt, what a meat head.
by Kremlin Cole March 20, 2008
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A Meat Head is a really large land whale. There is only one of this species currently known to scientists. The Meat Head has a ham on the top of its neck, in place of a head. The Meat Head can be spotted strutting up the sidewalk, with its one and only homeboy. Since the Meat Head is insulated with so much blubber, it only wears a thin sweater even in the coldest of winter days, to stay cool and prevent the ham from cooking. When the Meat Head chooses a sweater it may live inside it for 6 months to a year, or until it rots of and needs replacing. The Meat Head lives a lonely life. It spends its time alone, or with its only friend. The Meat Head will never mate. Due to its fat to muscle ratio, the Meat Head does not have the strength required to perform the necessary movements. Also, being the only one of its species, the Meat Head would only be able to produce sterile offspring, similar to when a horse mates with a donkey to produce a mule. NASA is currently studying the phenomenon of Meat Head Orbit. Meat Head Orbit or MHO is caused by the Meat Heads fat ass, it is actually so large that it has its own orbit. The Meat Head uses MHO to its benefit, capturing anything that begins orbiting it, and eating it, making his orbit stronger, and able to pull in larger objects for consumption. NASA is concerned that at the Meat Heads rate of growth, it may implode into a black hole, sucking the Earth in.
-"Holy shit! A beached whale! We should call the coast guard!"
-"Nah, that's just a Meat Head. It's actually a land whale, you can tell be cause it wears a blue sweater and has orbit."
by PirateBird March 17, 2009
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another word for a guard at a famous hardware store in salford precinct
short fat man,weird testicles and bad feet. use to be 6ft 6 before the weight issues hence being a meat head, or wow have you seen that meat head , omg that meat head has a dead dog
by Graham Meatball January 30, 2010
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A heavily built male, though not fat, with wrists the size of tree trunks. Their ability to develop muscle by going to the gym is unmatched by any other human specie. They are usually so enthralled with themselves and their heavy, hairy bodies that they become very irritating to be around. They think they are hot shit, when really they are flat-footed peasants built like neanderthalic farmers. Some females, usually of lower societal status, often find meat heads to be particularly attractive, while viewing those with slim, sophisticated body-types, who are much better looking, to be skinny little underfed runts. This is of course a ludicrous notion, however many of these girls believe it as they are from hick parts of the world where they lack general education and the ability to think critically and be open-minded about things that have not necessarily been conditioned by Disney to believe.
The term 'Meat head' applies to any college male that constantly goes to the gym and flexes in the mirror even though they are not particularly good looking, but still get a lot of female attention due, partially, to their high level of conceit and cockiness and the willingness of ditzy, dumb bitches.
by MaleModels Inc. February 23, 2010
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Meat Head... a meat head is either; a person with a large head, a person who's head is shaped like a peice of meat,a person who always has the thought of meat on thier minds or even a comeback/remark on the shape of a persons head in a situation of which a comeback/remark is needed.
''Hey... dude look at that guys head. its all meat shaped and large''
''shut up sam, you've got a meat head so yeh.''
by The Duke of Mexico May 03, 2009
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