meaty cunt

A vulva with big and protuberant pussy lips (just the inner or both).

"Many men like and prefer meaty cunts "

by Willhelmina Plowes May 7, 2015

meaty chud

A healthy log of turd

Mr. Garrison" Who left the meaty chud in the urinal"

by Bmart165 December 20, 2007

Mr. Meaty

Without question, the most fucked up chuck of nightmare fuel Nickelodeon has ever aired, words can not describe the disturbing nature and content of this "cartoon", a word of warning if you look it up online, make sure you set up an therapy appointment in advance, YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.......

Kyle: Hmm, there's a show called Mr. Meaty on next, I'll check it out
*2 hours later*
Kyle's Brother: Kyle!? Are you okay!?
Kyle: *rocking back and forth in the fetal position with a look of horror on his face*

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Meaty Lasagne

An Italian dish consisting of pasta sheets baked with meat, or vegetables, and a cheese sauce.

I shoved my cock inside the meaty lasagne and listened to it slop all over it like yogurt.

by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019

meaty tuck

When a drag queen doesn't tuck in his penis very well and still looks like he has a penis.

RuPaul: "That is one meaty tuck.... womp womp."

by Dr.Breezy March 5, 2016

Meaty Madness

a cluster of middle aged men trapping an Innocent women repeatedly beating her from their thunder from
Down under (dicks)

chick 1: why didn't Julie show up at dinner last night?

chick 2: she ran into a flak of meaty madness

chick 1: that explanes a lot

by modc June 21, 2011

meaty javelin

Verb intransitive, a mans rod/member another term for a male penis or cock.

"oh yea boy .. she was riding my meaty javelin last nite"

by Hordriss May 10, 2006