Tommy McMurtry

This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.

Mark: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”

Nick: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”

by Too_Lazy_to_Make_a_Name June 2, 2019

Tommy McMurtry

A guy who fucks pumpkins

Tommy McMurtry’s dick is light orange by this point. 🍆 🎃

by I’m going to play guitardrums June 8, 2019

Tommy McMurtry

A homophobic bigot who may or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins

Dude 1: “Dude, you fuck pumpkins? Isn’t your dick orange by now?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, and my dick is orange, I want it to look just like the dick of Tommy McMurtry!”
Dude 1: “Um, Siri, where’s the nearest therapy center?”

by LongDongSIlver42069 July 9, 2019

James McMurtry

James McMurtry is an American rock and folk rock/americana singer, songwriter, guitarist, bandleader, and occasional actor. He performs with veteran bandmates Daren Hess, Cornbread, and Tim Holt. His father, novelist Larry McMurtry, gave him his first guitar at age seven.

My favorite James McMurtry song is Choctaw Bingo.

by Fetxch March 15, 2020

McMurtryism

(n., informal, used among Rice University students)

the perception/false belief that a residential college is better just because the facilities are newer

ety: McMurtry College is one of Rice University’s newer dorms, and there is a tendency among Murts (residents of McMurtry) to claim superiority

Murt: Pull up to 5th floor, it’s lit like always!!
Anyone else: Just another example of McMurtryism…

by BakerCumsFirst April 8, 2022

Tommy McMurtry

The state of being attracted to humanoids with pumpkin heads.

"I'm not saying that he's Tommy McMurtry, but I am saying that we don't really know."

by justapumpkin May 31, 2019

McMurtry College

The ninth residential college of Rice University (or tenth if you are only counting dormitories). McMurtry has a plethora of punted pandas, a war conch, and the ownership of the University's finest pizza oven and a majority share of West Servery.

What is that loud conch and yelling about? / Oh it's just McMurtry College being INTENSE.

by Murt2521 April 14, 2011