junifer morningsnout 

Not who you think

That is all, scary yet true.

Reality is often scarier than fiction

Junifer morningsnout is truly a raging force of fiery charisma and mystery however his goals are niether good nor too evil, but he CAN BE evil

Junifer is a cute but unsettling motherfucker

Morningsnout the creepy ass kid, there I said! Junifer is a bad energy

junifer morningsnout by Isabellsavedbythebell January 19, 2022

junifer morningsnout 

a kid who’s the fine line between idealism and cynicism as well as the unintentional founder of his own religion “juniorism” and progenitor of a masterful philosophy known as “juniorolosophy” which liberates people from the flaws of society and its broken system.

Though villainous he may be, he’s not completely evil but CAN BE, if it calls for him/her to be.

I’m not saying he’s the fallen one but if the fallen one took upon human form then it’s junifer, the son

Junifer morningsnout is a beautiful young man who’s job is to do as he pleases and to dismantle idolization

junifer morningsnout by Postage it November 3, 2021

Morning Load 

The Morning load is known across the world. It simple means men releasing their semen built up overnight by jerking off and cumming in the morning. When men wake up in the morning, there is process. We first need to urinate but after that, we touch our cocks/dicks/penis/boner/prick/etc until we get an erection & wank until we blast our cum!!! Most of the time, porn is involved! Watching whores take cock in all holes until we bust our morning load. Our semen/ jizz/ cum/spunk/baby batter.

Tom woke up and starting touching his hard cock until he shot his morning load.

Morning Load by HornyPornoAddict October 19, 2022

two-shit morning 

Those mornings when your typical morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.

In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.

You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.

Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.

two-shit morning by DistinctDiffident February 8, 2018

Junifer Morningsnout 

mysterious individual with connections

tamera needed some professional assistance so she deliberately ran into the likes of Junifer Morningsnout

anytime i need something or someone for something grand its best to consult none other than Junifer Morningsnout

Junifer Morningsnout by Suswaxwrappers August 22, 2022

wet toothbrush morning 

The morning after a late night; characterized by a wet toothbrush because you brushed your teeth just a few hours ago when you went to bed. Not necessarily but usually waking up for work after a late night of drinking.

Adam: You look like hell. Did you even sleep between the party and work this morning?

Justin: Yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.

wet toothbrush morning by Guy Snyder September 15, 2014

Morning Dump 

The ahhhh-mazing way to start your day: emptying your bowels into the toilet right when you wake up in the morning

That was one epic morning dump I took today when I woke up

Morning Dump by Slimy Steve July 4, 2014