McJizzle

(N) The act of masturbating with one hand while eating a McGriddle with the other.

"Imma go McJizzle."
"Give me a minute for a McJizzle before we leave."
"I can't right now, I'm doing a McJizzle.

by Thee Dirts McGee June 14, 2017

McJizzle

Term for a joint rolled using the paper a McDonald’s hamburger is wrapped in.

I ran out of papers, guess we’ll have to roll up a McJizzle.

by Mr. Meatloaf September 30, 2021

McJizz

the orgasmic feeling you get while/after you eat mcdonald's

Jim: wow i feel so good right now.
Matt: why do you feel so good?
Jim: i just ate mcdonald's.
Matt: oh, you're still mcjizzing.

by mcjizznator July 17, 2012

McJizzle

When a man puts his penis into a delicious McFlurry from McDonald’s (or sub out any other favorite desert drink) to the point of numbness and his partner sucks it off clean

Me and this girl last night got Mickey D’s and she gave me a McJizzle

by Professor Rope April 3, 2023