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When you go to the toilet to do a wee and you unexpectedly do a poo too.
When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!
by Fitbot July 7, 2008
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The rate that you lose weight. Thin people are bitches about it and say that it means nothing.
Example: Josh cant lose alot of weight because he doesnt have a high metabolism
by usaf0403 December 26, 2005
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An excuse a small person does for being skinny
Eyy yo fam, Why you barely eating anything?
I'm eating tons of food it's my metabolism
by Vronnzy April 26, 2021
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fast Metabolism

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U searched this up cause ur family makes fun of u
Family: u eat so much fast metabolism

Me: what’s yhat
by anonymous September 13, 2020
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Refers to how rapidly a bar-patron pays his bill.
Alan Jackson may indeed love his "tall and strong" alcoholic creations while playing hooky in Margaritaville, but at least his meTABolism is in good order ("I could pay off my tab"), along with his responsibility about not driving while impaired ("Pour myself in a cab"), so that is a good thing. Just be sure that you keep your boat between the navigational beacons, Alan.
by QuacksO September 6, 2020
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Refers to either (1) how quickly/effectively a particular person's bloodstream processes the sugary cocktail from soft drinks, or (2) how rapidly a bar-patron pays his bill.
Alan Jackson may indeed love his "tall and strong" alcoholic creations while playing hooky in Margaritaville, but at least his meTABolism is in good order ("I could pay off my tab"), along with his responsibility about not driving while impaired ("Pour myself in a cab"), so that is a good thing. Just be sure that you keep your boat between the navigational beacons, Alan.
by QuacksO September 11, 2020
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