McSteamer

Hot pooh that was generated by a large McDonald's feast.

I have to take a major McSteamer after downing the Value Meal. Love them McRibs!

by P. Quimby's old fat brother January 23, 2009

McSteamy

a smelly, nasty, hellacious fart usually brought upon after the consumption of McDonald's food

After finishing his Big-Mac meal, Tyrone cut such a nasty McSteamy, all his homies nearly suffocated in his Escalade.

by La Petomaine August 15, 2008

McSteamy

When a midget dressed as Ronald McDonald, fucks a big stuffed dog through a hole cut just below its tail while getting his balls licked by a Filipino Hooker from below as he shits out the Big Mac he ate an hour earlier all over the hooker's boobs.

Midget- "Man I like using my big dog named Clifford for my McSteamy's. I think I ought to call over that Fillipino bitch Sandra and eat a Big Mac. That way I can do McSteamy before I lose Control of myself!"

by Bukake82 May 29, 2010

Sneaky McSneak-Sneak Bitch

She’s extremely pretty and has a body of a goddess but she’s a whore with the worst attitude you could ever imagine. she smells like expired fish fingers and guys think her pussy tastes like sour milk and liver. she talks shit about anything that breathes and nobody likes her stank ass. she’s a snake and even Regina George wouldn’t approve of her. don’t trust her.

“some Sneaky McSneak-Sneak Bitch told me that your boyfriend fucked her!”

Person 1: why does she always talk shit about people she doesn’t know?!
Person 2: ah don’t worry, she’s just a classic Sneaky McSneak-Sneak bitch

by trapthagod May 21, 2019

McSteamy

A man takes a fat dump into the hand of his partner. The woman looks at the poo in excitement. The woman reaches out and grabs some manhood and then wacks him off until the end.

Micah: "Dude you totally smell like poo. Did you just shart or something man?"

Kyle: "No dude. Vern just gave me the best McSteamy ever!"

Micah: "Awesome. Wanna give me one...steamer?"

by KyleSmith13 September 7, 2007

McSteamy

When you go to McDonalds and order a hot beverage and you have explosive, and intense diarrhea after enjoying your beverage.

David: "Hey you wanna go to McDonalds, dude?"
Jason: " Sorry dude, last time I went to McDonalds I got a beverage and had the worst McSteamy of my life."

David: "Dude, that's tough."

by NarcanTheHorseRaddish November 7, 2019

mcstea

Makes your super fucking cool! Your a ladies magnet and your mental.

Hey look at that McStea over there. He’s about to pull that girl. Typical

by James Daniels June 11, 2020