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Macedonian

There is historic evidence,that 55 and more per cent of "macedonians" are Bulgarians.
by noooone August 5, 2006
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Macedonian

The Macedonian People is the Oldest Proto-European People and the Macedonians are the Only direct descendants of the Ancient Macedonians.

The descendants of the Macedonian People are the Swedes, the Danes, the Sardinians, the Romanians, the Croats the Serbs the Bosnians and the Montenegrins.

The Macedonian People in Macedonia belongs to the Proto-European Y-chromosome DNA haplogroup I2A which is the oldest indigenous Haplogroup to Europe.

The Macedonian People is the origin of the oldest indigenous Y-chromosome DNA haplogroup I in Europe.

The Macedonians are the Original and the First Europeans.
What is your ethnicity?

- I am a Macedonian! Macedonia for the Macedonians!!!
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Macedonian Tazooni

A 'Macedonian tazooni' is a sexual act that is performed only by those fucked up in the head. The receiver will cut a small hole into a their flesh and. The partner will penetrate the hole, while urinating to create the flag of Macedonia (the blood represents the red and the urine represents the yellow)
'I heard she's pretty fucked up, maybe she will let you give her a Macedonian tazooni'
by TheWizard69 March 2, 2015
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Macedonian

An ancient people assimilated into Hellenic culture. Non-existent as a people today, although the history of ancient Macedonians has been stolen by slavic-Macedonians in FYROM (The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia). They insist, through revisionist history and outright lies that they are the descendants of Alexander the Great.

It is well documented that the composition of FYROM is a majority Bulgarian with Serbs in the North and an Albanian majority in the West and Northwest.

The Slavs migrated to what is modern FYROM in the 7th Century and have only recently been calling themselves the descendants of Alexander.

Upon the creation of FYROM, all of the political leaders in power declared that they WERE NOT the descendants of Alexander (see statements of Macedonian President Kiro Gligorov).
Nebojsa calls himself "Macedonian" but the language he speaks is "old Serbian" and he celebrates Serbian Slava, thus Nebojsa, is really a Serb, calling himself a "Macedonian".

Goce calls himself a "Macedonian" but the language he speaks is a dialect of Bulgarian, his nameday is an old Bulgarian custom and he is really Bulgarian, although he calls himself "Macedonian".

Jim calls himself "Macedonian", his family was all born in Northern Greece, they speak both Greek and Bulgarian and there familial lineage comes from Athens (although they'd never admit it). They learned Bulgarian after the Slavic migrations South, but they call themselves "Macedonian" even though they are Greek.
by Oti rej! July 24, 2008
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Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts

a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman
Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”
by dacheeziestwhiz March 28, 2021
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Masedonianpetrovski

This is used to describe a person who takes extreme predjudice towards others that are not masedonian due to his lack of intelligence and penis size. usually a Masedonianpetrovski will have a strange attraction to fancy clothes and will buy fake ones to pose as being rich.
i was walking down the street when Micheal started to pick a fight with me because i made fun of his black trenchcoat. He then proceded to make racial comments about me but i didnt care because deep down i knew he was a Masedonianpetrovski.
by GreekSouvlaki January 19, 2008
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Macedonian Nightmare

An urban legend, an occurance that happens less frequent then the Solar eclipse itself. To ever wish to experience a Macedonian Nightmare would be foolish.
Nikola will be unable to attend work/school activities for an indefinate period of time, due to experiencing a Macedonian Nightmare
by bdefekt July 8, 2010
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