May 27

This is national skin the nearest family member day. When you are near one of your family member you can skin them!

“is my brother near me?” “yes, why?” “oh because it’s may 27th, national skin your nearest family member day!”

by ipeelteeth January 25, 2020

May 27

May 27 is get your mom a candle day!!

Here mom it’s May 27 here’s a candle

by Yeeet2 November 2, 2019

May 27

These people are the best they deserve everything and there very very pretty if you were born may 27th I love you

Hey i was born may 27

Oh wow I neee to be your friend

by anonymous March 23, 2021

May 27

May 27 Dress as a soft girl for the whole day.

Hey it’s May 27! I could finally dress as a soft girl and not be judge.

by Queenofpocky November 4, 2019

May 27

People born on this day are geminis. Which means they are very social and usually is in every friend group. They seem a little quiet but once you start talking to them crackhead energy radiates.

Everyone born on May 27 is that bitch

by rufusfromkimpossible May 27, 2020

May 27

National hook up with that one hot blonde girl

Age ain’t nothin but a number

You: hey it’s may 27 let’s hook up
Her: sure

by Letmeeaturdick April 28, 2022

May 27

The birthday of the closest thing known to god whom has walked the earth

“It’s May 27th today. Time for the annual meme minute of silence”.

“Happy birthday Harambe. Not a day goes by where I don’t think about you. I hope you’re having a blast with Steve Erwin up there, please know that the entire fucking world loves you. Taken too soon from us.”

by Harry.Sleath March 30, 2021