May 22

May 22nd is when people must date you no matter what

It’s may 22nd, so date me now

by SlowburnW May 21, 2021

May 22

Prank day

Oh it’s May 22 let’s prank someone

by Freddy3947 May 22, 2019

May 22

National be a bum day

Someone: you look different and weird today.

Me: it’s national be a bum day so I look like a bum it is May 22

by Aubrianna Donnley May 22, 2019

May 22

A special day where you save up money to use all on dabs,weed, edibles, etc. (make sure it's with friends)

uhh save money use all on May 22

smoke it with friends ig.

by Baka Tatiana Brown May 23, 2021

May 22

National dick and balls day. Typically celebrated through sharing of dick and ball photos with close family members and loved ones.

Hey John, here a photo of my dick alongside my balls, Happy May 22.

by RickSlongson May 21, 2021

May 22

National make out with your crush in a closet at your friends birthday party day

ITS MAY 22 BRO! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSSS

by Cybercattocora June 9, 2022

May 22

The day you get to slap someone head and say, “I like ya cut g” the amount of times their age is.

It’s almost may 22, you know what that means!

by Smart Italian 302 October 16, 2020