Matussy

The Matussy

The weakest power in the universe.

“Hey bro, don’t be such a Matussy”

“That was a vio on a deeeeep level bro.” *cries*

by amb3rmaex February 24, 2022

Mateusz

Mateusz is the polish name for Matthew. Mateusz loves soccer and his two friends start with K and M. Mateusz can be a jerk but always makes up for it. He does have a crush on a girl in his class but is bad at not showing it. Mateusz is tough on the outside and soft on the inside.

Friend that starts with a K: OMG is that Mateusz?!
Friend that starts with a M : no wayyyyyyyy

by w a s s u p May 4, 2019

Mateusz

Polish people who lack the sensible skills to function as normal members of society

Youre such a mateusz

by P0ppers July 16, 2021

matúš

A slav usually born in eastern europe comes from a village or small town which is not too popular but it is always in his heart. Most people called 'matúš' are normally straight. Matúš works hard and therefore he is good looking and when he grows up may not be rich but will have a pretty wife.

Matúš stop fucking about.
Dont do it matúš for fuck sake.

by ILikeNoOne August 22, 2019

Mateusz

He is really cool guy from Poland he was in mental hospital but hey theres some up sides to that.

-Hey what is your name?
-Mateusz
-Wow will you go out with me i love you from just your name alone

by Mateusz yea that legend October 15, 2019

mateusz

Mateusz can be an asshole but he's a sweet guy. If you don't date him your out of your mind!!! He's a very funny guy but sometimes when things don't turn out the way you wanted to be.

Kathy: I can't get him out of my mind:(
Sam:get over him mateusz

is an ass for leaving you

by Ugly pants February 2, 2017

matusala

Someone whit the biggest dick (at least 10 inches). Someone who is smart but dumb at the same time.

Matusala its hanging out again!!!

by Lildickiiii April 22, 2021