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matrixis

A delightful bald geezer that streams on twitch and looks like a potato.
Bekkeh: what are you watching

Buttonboy13: Im watching matrixis on Twitch
by lemmesmashh July 4, 2017
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marilize legijuana

Either an idiot who can't speak or someone that's had a little too much to drink and cant say the words legalize and marijuana in the same sentence without mixing them.
Drunk Guy: Yo man we should totally marilize legijuana.

Friend: YEAH!!
by Italbabi June 28, 2007
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Matrixism

Budding religion being promoted by illiterate teenagers on the internet. Based around the movie The Matrix. Practicioners believe the real world is a hoax that's being pulled on us by robots, space aliens, or multinational corporations depeding on which one you ask. The key to open the door to perception is often thought to be acid, mushrooms, or some other drug. Because if the hippies taught us anything, they taught us that all the stuff you see on acid is real and makes perfect sense. Hey, good luck with that, guys.

There are several interesting parallels between the Matrix movies and the New Testament, however:

-In both cases, they start off with a somewhat reluctant Messiah figure who somehow transcends mortality before whizzing off into space (end of the first Matrix movie, Jesus' bodily assumption into heaven).

-Said Messiah figure says many interesting things, such as "Blessed are the meek" (New Testament), or "Whoa" (The Matrix).

-Both the Matrix movies and the New Testament start out well but eventually meander off into a disorganized pile of crap into which the authors threw every half-assed idea they could think of.

-Both end with a denouement that makes absolutely no sense and is completely unsatisfying.

Given the success of New Testament Christianity, Matrixism may well have what it takes to be a contender on the world's religious stage.
"Hello, sir! May I come in and talk to you about how Neo and Matrixism have changed my life? No? Oh well, Oracle bless you anyway."
by Bevets' Mom January 30, 2006
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augmented matricies

Arguably the reason why high school students commit suicide, and the most difficult concept of Algebra 2. A complete waste of time, as there are various other methods of solving matrices that don't involve half-hour long porcesses that are very liable to error.
Test on augmented matricies: Augment the Matrix:

( 2 4 5 | 5 )
( 1 3 3 | 2 )
( 2 4 6 | 2 )

Student: "OH LORD JESUS HAVE MERCY!" /uses Kramer's rule anyway
by piccoloboy September 10, 2006
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Martinize

He was running from the police so they had to Martinize him.
by H. Yellow August 29, 2013
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Matrixisis

A term used by Darkviperau to describe a enemy's bullet-dodging capability in his No-Hit speed run of Grand Theft Auto 5
"I can't believe he matrixisis his way through those bullets!"
by ClicheName August 13, 2021
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matricide

killing your mom. Yeah, just killing your mom. Your birth mom. Yeah, you stab you're mom its matricide. You choke her, it's also matricide. Hey emo kids, now you go write in your blogs about commiting matricide because your mom "doesn't get you". yeah, now you don't have to call it "killing my mom". yep.
Dude, Matricide. I need seven more letters.
by freekin gay kid May 17, 2006
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