by Matei-biggest pussy addicted April 17, 2020
Get the Mateimug. Slang with a penis that's anything larger than 9 inches. The term is derived from a viral YouTube co-host who's multiple "bulge" photos make fans believe his penis is abnormally large.
by Matt Actual December 17, 2015
Get the Mateimug. Matey is a word that, on the face of it, sounds very friendly but, on the other hand with vocal inflection can be used to sound quite the opposite.
1 - "ay-up Jim 'ows it goin' matey"?
2 - Poor old Jim trying to get some kip on a train near Birmingham in the UK keeps getting woken up by some young Yid Geezer singing. "Oy you wouldn't be so fucking happy if this were 1943 on the Reichsbahn matey"!
2 - Poor old Jim trying to get some kip on a train near Birmingham in the UK keeps getting woken up by some young Yid Geezer singing. "Oy you wouldn't be so fucking happy if this were 1943 on the Reichsbahn matey"!
by swineyvee October 9, 2006
Get the mateymug. when u get friendzoned every single time
x: sup bro did she let u t hit last night?
y: nah bro i got mateied
x: sup bro did she let u t hit last night?
y: nah bro i got mateied
by awgemane June 14, 2018
Get the mateimug. Matei is a romanian name, especially carried by the honest ones. Matei will never let you down and will always help you. He deserves love and respect. A Matei is rare, so take the ocassion.
Matei is such a great boyfriend!
by agreatbf11 November 20, 2021
Get the mateimug. Matei is a generally nice guy with a small dick he is also very big headed he is a bit of creep and can be mistaken as a nonce.He is the type of person to not understand a single thing your saying and can be a little bit clueless.
by egpaowkjwi November 21, 2021
Get the Mateimug. 