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Langley Master Keys

A lock picking set. The term originates from the lock manipulation course taught at Langley, training ground for CIA operatives.
Bill; "Damnit I locked the keys in the house!"
Ted; Don't sweat it, I have my Langley Master Keys
by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009
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master keying

a term locksmiths use for masturbating
mazda spent the day master keying in the bathroom
by vagina jim bob September 18, 2016
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Masterkey

A door-breaching shotgun manufactured as a custom part by Knight's Armament Company. Can be mounted under the barrel on a M4 or M16 assault rifle, like a M203 grenade launcher.
The Masterkey project was initiated during the 1980s to provide assault rifles with a potent built-in door breaching tool.
by Kaiveran January 18, 2009
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Masterkey

The Masterkey is a combination weapon featuring an M4 attached to a Winchester 12 gauge shotgun. It is named Masterkey for its common use as a door remover.
Have a locked door? Not anymore.
by Detranova July 29, 2003
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Black Keys Matter

The modern piano fan’s way to be offended by anti-black racism while at the same mocking the PC and Black Lives Matter.

In Traditional, Europe-based Music Notation the black keys on a piano only have slave names. The white keys all have the letter names A, B, C, D, E, F or G. But all of the lowly black piano keys are called a ‘sharp’ or a ‘flat’ of their white supremacist piano keyboard neighbors.

The black keys are like welcoming servants who help the player navigate the keyboard by sight or by touch. And they don’t even have their own letter names! OMG! How racist is that?
“Hey man you and your piano are blocking traffic. Do ya need help gettin’ that upright off the street?”

“I’m here to raise awareness of the plight of the black piano keys. They all got the slave names of their white key neighbors. The black keys are oppressed by white key supremacists. Can you tell me what’s so special about the whiteys that they get such special treatment?”

“Well... lookin’ at your piano I can see the white keys have different shapes and the black keys all look the same.”

“All the blacks look alike to you! You must be a piano racist. Get outta here you ignorant, Nazi white key supremacist! Black Keys Matter! Black Keys Matter! ... ”
by pianocheater September 20, 2016
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