Nipple Masseuse

One who smears pizza sauce on there nipples and rubs there nipple while say "whos your daddy" to there pet.

Dude! I didn't realize it but my girlfriend likes to nipple Masseuse because i don't please her enough!

by tittyslappingcowboy68 October 8, 2009

Impaled extra service masseuse

A extra services masseuses get impaled through there necks blood pissing out of the whores necks is hilarious all extra service masseuses need to be impaled through there necks they are whores blood would piss from there mouths and necks

Impale the lot of extra service masseuses through there necks and the blood will piss out impaled masseuse is hilarious impaled extra service masseuse is the awesomeness of laughs

by Gimegame January 2, 2025

masseuwer

Name is derived from masseur, gutter minds and of course sewers. A dirty minded or sick person who performs massages, typically males who preach Yoga or are self proclaimed Yogis and/or Gurus. Massages are performed for self arousal and catching their patrons ungaurded and vulnerable to sexual advances. Just like their minds their bodies usually reak of body odor (sweaty balls), sex and oils.

Masseuwers usually have non-traditional names or use stupid and/or silly aka's.

by icreate October 8, 2008

masseuextra

A chick with a dick who does a rub with a tug.

I wasn't sure if I'd booked a masseur or a masseuse, but it turned out to be a masseuextra.

by The Mighty Pen January 28, 2017

masseusey bitch

a girl who you never know what she's going to do next...

"that zahra is such a masseusey bitch!"

by massusey babe August 26, 2009

Masseuserey

The act of having a massage so magical its like having an orgasm times two.

The masseuse preformed masseuserey on my back.

by big_PeePeeboy90 October 17, 2019

Masseusesicle

Masseusesicle (Muh-sue-sick-ul): One who exceeds at or is talented at giving massages...

A) Omg, Gracie, you are totally masseusesicle! You totally fixed my lower back.

B) Bros literally masseusesicle...

C) Omg...STACY!!! You will not believe this. Kevin was totally masseusesical last night.

by anonymousslay December 24, 2022