by chloe1705 February 7, 2023
Get the Mascara Wandmug. GUY : dude my gf was bleeding mascara yesterday
DUDE : that sucks why did she cry
GUY : she heard rap and instantly started bleeding mascara
DUDE : that sucks why did she cry
GUY : she heard rap and instantly started bleeding mascara
by Josh Weimar June 5, 2005
Get the bleeding mascaramug. An Icy Mascara is when you unleash a huge load of freshly brewed seamen over a girl's eye lash (when her eyes are closed) You then tell her to keep her eyes shut for a couple minutes, when she tries to open them, they will be stuck shut.
Jack: Did you see Tiffany today?
Rick: Nah, Why?
Jack: Man i gave her the dirtiest icy mascara ever, her eye is half closed and it's bloodshot
Rick: Jesus Christ man, it must of been a sticky load.
Rick: Nah, Why?
Jack: Man i gave her the dirtiest icy mascara ever, her eye is half closed and it's bloodshot
Rick: Jesus Christ man, it must of been a sticky load.
by xlbloodshedlx May 10, 2009
Get the Icy Mascaramug. The dropped bottom jaw in a gaping "Oh" ( : O ) when applying mascara. It is often accompanied by a vacant no one home upward look in the eyes yet with a paradoxical focus at the same time.
My wife looks like a retard when she puts on her mascara and gives her mascara face to the mirror. Talk about gaping idiot! Man!
Why can't my girlfriend put on her eye make-up like a normal person?! She resembles someone brain-dead who's trying to communicate when she puts on her mascara face. She should close her mouth!
Oh my God! Did you see the way Mary was applying Mascara? I wonder if she could still put on mascara if she didn't bug her eyes out and drop her jaw to her boobs? That is so weird! I've seen that mindless mascara face look before! My mom used to do that until I told her about it and now she tries hard not to look like an idiot when she puts on make-up.
Why can't my girlfriend put on her eye make-up like a normal person?! She resembles someone brain-dead who's trying to communicate when she puts on her mascara face. She should close her mouth!
Oh my God! Did you see the way Mary was applying Mascara? I wonder if she could still put on mascara if she didn't bug her eyes out and drop her jaw to her boobs? That is so weird! I've seen that mindless mascara face look before! My mom used to do that until I told her about it and now she tries hard not to look like an idiot when she puts on make-up.
by Z train April 25, 2006
Get the mascara facemug. Dried up flakes of mascara that fall from one's lashes throughout the day and land and rest on the undereye area like little turds.
by mmmkayyy April 2, 2005
Get the mascara turdsmug. The dried jizz on a woman's eye socket that prohibits her from seeing clearly, often delivered by guys named Howie (for some odd reason)
by WalmartStumbleBum42 January 29, 2015
Get the Minnesota Mascaramug. When someone who wears mascara takes a dick too far down their throat, causing immense gagging. As a result, their eyes begin to water and therefore mascara (if not waterproof) tears run down their face. This also usually signals they have done a more than adequate job of sucking the dick in the first instance.
by fanyole23 March 4, 2019
Get the mascara runmug.