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Martyrnoob 

A person playing on Call of Duty 4 online who uses the Martyrdom perk where a live grenade is dropped after you are killed, it is intended to catch your opponent off guard who thinks he is free and clear now that your dead. Its a noobs way to get kills even though he's dead. People who use this lack a real ability to kill people themselves and use this to level up.
I heard him coming up the stairs, knifed him and went back to sniping when i heard the grenade drop! he had martyrnoob on there was no way i could get out of the room in time!
Martyrnoob by Ryanwk12 February 22, 2009
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martydom 

The way dumbass kids on Call of Duty 4 pronounce (and apparently now spell) the word MARTYRDOM (note the R), a word they apparently had never heard before playing this game. Martyrdom is supposed to mean sacrificing one's life for a belief, as in to be a martyr (not a "marty"), and the Perk in COD4 is a reference to suicide bombers. Note: Real life suicide bombers do not shit grenades immediately upon death.
Kid: Man "marty-dom" is awesome.
Me: Do you mean "mar-der-dom"?
British guy: Don't you mean "mah-tra-dom"?
Kid: I still think it's martydom 'cause that's what everyone else says.
martydom by Cody the stoner January 21, 2009
stupid ass retard uncapable of forming basic thoughts without his brain shutting down
no one fucking cares markydomi
Markydomi by :bruhcat: June 6, 2021

Martydom Gift 

noun, adjective, and verb

Also used like: Martydom Gifter or Martydom Gift Dropper

Definition:
1. One who sharts, farts, queefs, or shits before leaving someone's presence as a "gift".
2. To fart before walking away from someone.
3. To leave an unflushed shit in the toilet filter; causing the toilet to spew out brown water.
4. To earn the title of noob in Call Of Duty 4 for repeatedly killing someone with a granade after you die.
1. "Damn... that man..... he is a martydom gifter.
2. "I just farted as I walked away from that prick. I would like to consider myself a martydom gifter.
3. "HA.. I just left my martydom gift in the church's tiolet."
4. "THAT MOTHER FUCKING MARTYDOM GIFTER HAS KILLED ME FORTY TIMES IN ONE ROUND!"
Martydom Gift by nastynutsac June 9, 2009
Flatulating then leaving a room quickly. Leaving others to smell it.
fartyrdom by SovietDancnbear March 21, 2008

martydom 

Martydom is an extremely noobish perk that noobs in call of duty 4: modern warfare online use. Martydom is mostly used by noobs attracted to it because it encourages you to die. When selected this handy little perk is activated when the noob proceeds to die. Once the noob is dead he/she will automatically immediantly drop a live grenade killing someone in an extremely noobish way. The martydom noob can be easily found in hardcore games where friendly fire is on. It is suggested that you do not follow teammates in hardcore mode because they most likely have martydom on.
1. *Martydom noob is killed by kthxbi454*
*kthhxbi454 is killed by martydom noob*
martydom noob: hahahaha u suck bra
kthxbi454: k

2. * Martydom noob is killed by rawritsalion5*
* kthxbi454 is TEAMKILLED by martydom noob*
kthxbi454: are you serious? TURN OFF YOUR MARTYDOM IN HARDCORE
Martydom noob: d00d ur just jealous u dont has teh martydom
martydom by lol its me January 13, 2008

Martidom 

When in Call of Duty4: Modern Warfare, after being killed, a single grenade is dropped as a last attempt to kill all enemies within a certain proximity.

This word does not exist however, the people who play Call of Duty insist that the word "Martyrdom" is pronounced "Martidom" you're wrong, it is in fact said "MAR-TER-DUM" not "MARTY-DOM"
Fools who say, (after being killed in Call of Duty) "MARTIDOM!? MARTIDOM!!"
Martidom by JFryar February 12, 2009