“It’s the Bridge darling”, where the local country snobs jump in the river, walk for miles and then get sloshed in the village pubs whilst pretending to be country snobs. This place needs a ski lift just to get up the hills. It’s a big secret and the yokels don’t want you to know about it so stay away.
by MarpleMiss May 6, 2023

Woman: What do you and Ringo do while John and Paul write songs?
George: We play marbles. Or marples.
George: We play marbles. Or marples.
by john stromboli March 3, 2025

When a marple girl is to ugly to pull marple guys, she has to go to a different school to get a boyfriend.
by Beat girls December 31, 2021

When a marple girl is to beat to get with anyone from her school, so she has to go to a different school to get someone.
by Beat girls December 31, 2021

by Bonnie Guy 6 July 3, 2021
